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5 Ways to know if you love yourself - Ego Blossom Satire: MGTOW

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Published on 31 Dec 2021 / In Comedy

⁣It’s the year 2022 and Ego Blossom is trending as the best social media app in the universe, from toothpaste to sex toys Ego Blossom products are everywhere. A group of underhanded ruffians come up the ingenious idea to kidnap some of your family members and hold them for ransom. They read in the local filth that your worth 10.5 billion pounds, not knowing this is a speculative figure based on market manipulation, but you are worth a few bob.
The ransom letter stated: “Dear Ego Blossom, we have your cousin and childhood friend and we’ll trickle their…..”

If you love yourself, others too will love you.

It's impossible to love yourself too much, but it is a common practice for others to be envious of yourself-appreciation. Loving yourself too much or not at all doesn't change the mental condition of haters, nor does it change third world poverty. So someone having a gripe towards you because of those reasons is someone who should be avoided.

Honestly access your life achievements in comparison with high-performance people, and then answer these following questions.

1. Do you appear to other peoples' authority as a way to avoid conflict?

2. Do you regret many of your life decisions?

3. Do you always go for what you want and achieve them regardless of other peoples' opinion?

4. Do you often wish you were somebody else, celebrity, etc?

5. Do you make a 101 plans in life and never accomplish one?
DON'T GET USED

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BigBrianUK
BigBrianUK 2 years ago

I fucking love Ego Blossom!

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Riotousclown
Riotousclown 3 years ago

I say no to Fat chicks, that's how I know I love myself.

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