Advice for Working at a Large Bank

The merchant covered in gold at least spent his money on flashy things that retain their value. These banker bros are exactly as stupid as you say they are, spending money on cars, booze, gambling, and other nonsense. I consider them to be an extension of government employees. The banking sector is so deeply in bed with the government that it's hard to distinguish, and the quality of folks in it comes to resemble that of government workers.