Beer Night News

Beware the frozen yogurt, inked skin canvass, land whale, Brazilian Judge for the patriarchs are always guilty of the femons sins….

The Tattoo'd Judge tell's you why Brazier (Sorry Brazil), is so fucking corrupt!

If they sat the fat bitch at the back of the polane the could take off with a shorter runway as the nose would get up quicker, kinda compensation for her getting up the Airlines Nose you could say! Can you onaging if she farted that would over power the air conditioning and break it as well!" The plane would take of with flat tyre's as well! I guess she couldn't take the bus either as she wouldn't fit down the center isle!

Rich or Poor MEN dream of losing the Wife - As to how is not important! Take my Ex and going back nearly 35 years now, I had to sit in the living room sweating my Bollocks of because she was Cold and that was in the summer! lol1 and as I was a simp way back then I was also paying for the heat we didn't really need to use. Women are like repities' they are Cold Blooded Creatures as well. I recon in the bible when adam and Eve did it for the first time it was without Adam nknowing bevcause it was the Serpent that actually SHAGGED Eve as Adam was the worlds first SIMP. He didn't know this as there were no more MEN around to compare with. but as I say femon's are so COLD BLOODED because Eve was Shagged by the Serpent! lol! This is probably also why femons want BIG long dicks because it reminds them sub consciously of the Serpent! lol! P)oor old Adam, you see MEN have been abused since the start. Ther poor bastard had a RIB stolen and that became the Femon, she then knibbled from the apple and even after god's warning disobeyed. To this day Femon's are exactly the same and thanks to simp Adam have been SHIT on from the creation of MAN or should that be the creation of the FEMON? Later on Femon's got shagged by fallen angel's which say's a lot about the bitches attitudes! lol!

4:40. My guess is she may have been a judge in strip teasing contests.