Fake, 'Conscious' Chameleon Women

i used to go to yoga classes within the single's ward back when i was a good little Christian boy. and most of the women were attractive and in good shape, even the instructor, but those were my blue pill days.

i mean it was interesting, but the only reason i was there in the first place is because of all the attractive women. at no point during any of my sessions was i interested in marrying any of these women, yes i was blue pilled but i wasn't ignorant either.

i knew the purpose of the singles ward, and it pissed me off when i would make an friend and some months down the road he announced he was getting married and he dropped me as a friend, that happened more times than i cared to count.

then there were the university singes wards where all kinds of activities were going on during the week, these were more fun because there was always some kind of activity going on on the weeknights. some of the activities were a little boring, i made sure to skip those and only went when i knew it was going to be something fun.

and then i eventually i got too old for that group which was between the ages of 18 - 30 and i was booted out into the older singles ward, which nobody want's to touch with an 50 foot pole, because it's often full of divorcees and really old broken ppl. lol better off going to the bars, don't get too drunk tho, you might run into an old bitch who still thinks she's hot in her 50s thinking she can get with you. good thing i wasn't much of a drinker i avoided all the bad decisions lol.

well enough with my random rant that went nowhere, enjoy to whomever reads this lol...

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I went to one yoga class in my entire life. Some menopausal broad was the instructor, and she started talking about listening to Garrison Keillor on NPR. I walked out, immediately after she said that. What was interesting, was when I went into the parking lot. There were all kinds of bumper stickers such as: Co-Exist, Straight, but not Narrow, and various democrat party slogans.

Nothing screams Self-Absorbed White Woman more than Yoga.