Femon Finds The Fountain of Youth

Yep femons when they age stop the Yoga and turn into Yogurt! lol! At least YOGURT is a useful and good CULTURE, unlike femon's! lol!

Lemons can also neutralize bad odors as well so IO suggest a couple of drops around the contents of those CRUSTY knickers as well! lol!

Femons, ALL of them will wake one morning at some point and gravity WILL and does take over, it never last forever and when it all fall's apart and it does it hit's far worse than if you had just aged gently and naturally. They wake up ione morning and look into a mirror that shows them off like one of those warped mirrors in a fun fare! lol!

Never seen a femon like that at the grocery store but I've seen plenty of Lemons in the grocery store! Anyway the secret to youth is no potion, it a mental thing Being youthful and mentally fit comes from your brains attitude to life, IO don't mean being like Mutton dressed as lamb and brehaving like a 5 year old, I'm talking about being truly constructive and young at heart, not dressing like you did a 15 is a good start. Nothing looks worse than some old femon CUNT or a male for that who still tries to look young but just looks fucking ridiculous in the end, I'm growing onld p[hysically and accept that and all the aging thing you mentally do with age are a bonus! lol1 You can look scruffy, Burp and Fart when you like without any quarms because being OLD that is expected from you, Save water and soup by only shaving once a week, nothing wrong with a 6 o'clock shadow even on a femon as most of them do have now with all that chad DNA up em'! lol! I am enjoy getti9ng old because you reach a stage where you just don't give a FUCK anymore and no CUNT is even going to notice, I mean I look after my health, I keep myself physically clean, you know the basic self respect things, but as for the system and the human race? Well it can now go fuck itself big time, it's over. just a note on aging FARTS boy do they have plenty of noise and power! lol! Keeps you warn in the winter as well!

Going with a femon these day's is like BUYING a LEMON, useless and leaves a bitter taste in you mouth, when I say a LEMON I mean in the same sense as buying that old car that you paid to much for (A Lemon)! lol! I don't care what she has found as a "Fountain of Youth", You just cant polish a turd to use a phrase! lol! I daily drink Lemon Water about a liter a day sometimes. and if it worked I'de be back in play school with some colored bricks by now! lol!