Femons and Their Uncontrollable Emotions

They have to pay attention to how they look, when they're doing what ever they're doing. Then, they have to pay attention to how others are perceiving how they look, when they're doing what ever they're doing. Then they have to psycho analyze facial expressions and body language, pass judgement on the judges, take note of enemy attacks, plan retaliation, all while maintaining outward composure, by paying attention to how they look, when they're doing what ever they're doing.
What ever they're doing is secondary to what ever they're doing. When it goes wrong, they'll blame what ever they're doing for being wrong and failing, and then blame men.

Best get rid of pissy flaps, probably a starfish….lol