Having a Bad Day

Just push it up to the nearest museum/art gallery, tell them it's a statement.
Be a famous artist by noon tomorrow.

I was once back in the 80's a Painter and Decorator and I put a board on the back floor of the Van with metal loops fitted to it so I used short bungy cords to hold the paint down with a small cargo NET, never spilled a drop of paint.

Modern car's look like femon's and like Barbie car's. They are UGLY, have FAT asses, are multi colored like femons hair choices, Modern car's full of electronic just like femons attitudes are unreliable. Have you noticed that like with especially big buck car's how unreliable and fault ridden they are today? I'm sure I could find many other metaphors, but I wont! they say you can tell a lot about a person just by looking in their car, Femons tend to fill their car's with discarded rubbish like chocolate wrappers of a Dash full of cuddly toy's showing their REAL immaturity, the times I have car's I had nothing on display and the interior was tidy, Not a problem with a motorcycle like I have now.

Yeah...that's having a bad day!