High Body Fat = Baby Face = No Gurlza

Cappy, you've been out of college too long. NEVER hit on girls on campus unless you don't go to that college. The college kangaroo system will get you. These girls will be all smiles to your face, then file a report with campus police once you're out of sight. There are absolutely no criteria their complaints have to meet, if they bitch, it's harassment, and the kangaroo court doesn't care about any of your legal rights even if it's a state-run school. They will suspend you, expel you, whatever they feel like, at their pleasure.