How Do I Make Friends?

Dale Carnegie is a faggot. What people will do when they try to imitate this is try to argue with an expert on his field of expertise. "But you said..." bullshit. Maybe Dale could do it properly and respect the expert, but the subhumans who read his book can't do it right because they're egotists with their heads fully up their asses. Someone knowing something they don't gets under their skin and they try to passive-aggressively fuck them over at every turn.

Really? They just watched films of themselves? So they were just narcissists. The cool kids club was just the narcissist club. Now, how do we get the word to the morons who idolize these people and think they went on to be successful adults? I looked up my high school cool kids, they're all nobodies and inmates.