How To ask Out your Crush

Alternative three: Acknowledge that 'live' does not exist, and is instead biology directing you to procreate. 2. 'Love' not existing, 'crushes' are a side-effect of a delusion, so, it will pass. 3. There are billions of women on Earth, and you're just instinctually driven to procreste with the first women that looks remotely attractive. 4. By dismissing feeling for any 'crush', you get to keep your autonomy and self-respect.

5. All of my comments to this video are 'off-the-cuff', written with the end intent of advising the reader that there is no greater accomplishment than....GOING YOUR OWN WAY.

Another alternative: Find a hooker that resembles your ceush, bring her into a dimly lit hotel room, drink two bottles of wine in under ten minutes, tie her up, and do perform every sexual act with her that comes to mind. CAUTION: Some hookers charge extra for tying and gagging, and hourly rates may vary.

An alternate approach, championed by Undead Chronic:

Face your crush and simply say, 'I WANNA SMACH!'

If she laughs, you're good.

If she does ANYTHING OTHER THAN LAUGH, run snd hide...for the next three weeks...preferrably in the city sewer system.

Hookers are cheaper.

Although, you may find disconcerting all the sloching around you'll be experiencing jn your HAZMAT suit, given that you are likely the 14th guy whom has had sex with hef....in that day.