In India they have a celebration where they throw cow shit at each other...I am not joking.

People in India pelt each other with pieces of cow dung in honor of the New Year. This tradition is called the "faggots' war" - it is believed that broken foreheads in this fight bring money, good luck and a good harvest. I wonder how many people die each year during this crappy thing? Let me see if I get this. If someone hits you in the eye with a cow turd...and you are blinded...does that mean you can't see shit out of that eye?