Men Can Now Have Sex With Me From ANYWHERE

When I was a little boy most of the femon's like one's today existed but they were usually confined to an Asylum and straight jacket and heavily sedated! Nah! femon's are finish and that slippery slope is getting more SLICK with time. We see and hear the same ol' One trick Pony meme they give off so much now to a point where femon's are so fucking boring

Guy's "Pulling one off" actually unlike with a femon have a choice of Mag or DVD! lol! Personally I used to get off on "The Motorsport" Magazine! lol!, very colorful and all those car's were so SEXY! lol!

Ah! I miss the good old day's when femon's settled for a "Tuppaware" Party! lol! it's so distant in the past that even the spell checker wont recognize "TUPPAWARE". The only nibble you could settle for was a cucumber sandwich! I think there is a joke there somewhere? lol! modern femon's cant really in reality even sell themselves, one they have nothing to sell and if they do sell themselves it's far more than even SECONDHASND I guess!

I was trying to place what that femon in the pic reminds me of and I finally placed it... A ventriloquist dummy.