New Phone COMING SOON!

Even George Orwell, in his wildest imagination, could never have foreseen how the need by weak people to validate themselves through ownership of the latest technology ushered in the surveillance state more thoroughly than a totalitarian Big Brother government ever could.

I swear there are segments of the population you could convince - with time - to eat literal shit if they were led to believe it made them superior to people who didn't.

The everlasting fifi, the globlinette never bores of glaring at her own selfie.

The only plastic box I need is for my trash and all this TECH trash as well!

Marrying a woman is a dangerous liaison already. Marrying your phone? That's even bluer than the bluest blue pill SoloMan.

https://c.tenor.com/weniFOgNHU....UAAAAC/futurama-fry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uASUHbFEhWY

LMAO! I guess I'm one of very few people who uses my cell phone as many years as possible, or until it poops its pants.