Nooo this IS how you use it BIMBO

You could always wire it up, one super fine hair thickness copper wire over the toilet seat and the other wire to the sewerage pipe outside, "When she starts to tinkle, make her sprinkle!" - WHAM - straight up the PEE HOLE.

If it is legitimate self defence, all is fair in love and war - but it had better be LEGIT self defence..... petty fights or pranks... It's NOT a toy.

Indeed. Using it for petty purposes WILL instill a deep desire for revenge in him, count on it. And how often have we seen women becoming petty? Indeed...

Yeah, I hope she doesn't play around and uses this strictly for self defense and doesn't try to get cute.