Pearly Things - See the Pinned Comment for Clarification

It's amazing the shit that settles into the crevices of your mind.....

This bit did...


I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg


So I kind of sort of like PearlyThings.... sort of...
AND I like BIG TALL WOMEN.... sort of...
AND I don't really like her that much, but she is quite fuckable.
In the photo she is....


But the actual lyrics are pretty fucking disgusting - sort of LOL

In all the years of being aware of this song, and having listened to it here or there, I listened to the "music" but I basically never "heard" the lyrics, beyond, "Tie my pecker to my leg"...... and the tall chick bit.

Up till now I was totally unaware of pretty much all of it.


Tie My Pecker to My Leg
Mojo Nixon

Me your momma and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
For a dime, diddly-bop, give a basset dog a hummer
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Reddog (Solo)

Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fool
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Simon (Solo)
Better get your headphones in, boy

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
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Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Everybody Solo

Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

I'm gonna tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg