Post Wall Matchmakers Explain Why They H@te Coffee Dates

I agree with them on not sitting across from each other. I quickly learned in my PUA days that if you sit at a table together, sit perpendicular, not across. The girl always sits across because she's retarded. So let her sit first and then sit in a good place after her. It's so much harder to change seating once you're sitting across from one another than to just start out not sitting across. I would actually get up and leave ASAP if I get trapped sitting across!
Thing is, why are they calling out coffee dates? Coffee dates create this problem the least, with seating usually being cheap chairs around circular tables. It's dinner dates that do their damnedest to force you to sit across from each other! Also coffee dates are the easiest thing to cut short. You buy coffee at the counter, sit down, and if she says something retarded, you get up and walk away. Again, dinner dates don't let you do this, you have to wait for the check, and then the waitress takes her sweet time.

Men, just go Monk Mode. Problem solved.

Raisins negotiating dating as if they were still grapes.

Oh fuck off.... Hmmmmm these women should be carted off to a Soviet labour camp in Siberia.

6 years of hard labour? Makes making sandwiches and staying in the kitchen look easy.

WOMEN WHO LIKE MEN SPENDING MONEY ON THEM ON FIRST DATES ARE ...
manslaving parasites, so don't date them at all, or go for a walk in the park together, that costs nothing. If she really wants an expensive date, then she can pay. The whole point of masculism is that it is a rebellion by men against being manslaves to women, working for women for decades of men's lives. Women have a life expectancy of 85 years and a career window of half a century, so have a powerful moral duty to FIP up or be utterly rejected by masculists, forced to rot on the shelf, as manslaving vermin.