Pre-4th of July fireworks go batshit crazy

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Watch it at almost exactly / just after 10 seconds - one firework shoots a fat little fizzing spark, right into the heap, to the right, at the back of the van.... A few seconds later - all hell breaks loose. First a fizzer lands in the heap, then that sets of a small firework in the heap, which sets off all the fireworks in the heap... LOL - no isolating the fireworks by sealed containers and distance... There is a big reason why battle tanks are designed to hold their propellant either in sealed containers under water, and or outside the turret... Someing possibly survivable goes through the tank, and it lights up all the propellant - and turns the interior into a massive blow torch for 10 or 15 seconds.... The home owners were not thinking too fucking hard, and aside from a few scorch marks on their arses, they are out of pocket one car.