Request - 18 Years to Get an Economics Degree Causing Immigration Problems

A poor kid who came over from China with his family when he was young has been waiting for his dad for 18 years to finish his doctorate in economics so that he might get an H1B visa, and thus a green card for him and his family Unfortunatley, his dad is a loser and now it is upon the son to find it own way to establish residency in the US. Cappy has some ideas, but welcomes other thoughts from the listening audience.

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