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Published on 09 Nov 2024 / In Film & Animation

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

And ONE day, some one swung a wrecking bar - HARD - right between her eyes.....

And in her coma dreams, she wondered why the world went dark.

https://www.faithfulltools.com..../images/xxlarge/FAIW

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 11 days ago

Ah, PMS, that beautiful natural phenomenon that turns lovely devoted women into absolute satanic evil destructionists. About time PMS indicators become compulsory.
Also, dude should've snatched the pan from her hand, doesn't look too difficult; making her defenseless in less than a second. Simp.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

She is only defenceless if she is unconsciounce. With a not real heavy pan like that - it might take 10 to 20 edge hits to the head.... Remember, she comes with a free set of carving knives.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 7 days ago

Hard to see, but it doesn't look like she's sporting any claws. Nothing a good restraining vest can't handle.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@usr6874038614: A crotchless straight jacket with a ball gag.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 3 days ago

I see we have an expert in the house

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@usr6874038614: And a plentiful supply of Vaseline. https://bienmercantile.com/PHotos/jelly2.jpg

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Councilof1
Councilof1 11 days ago

He should have told her to get a real frying pan.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 11 days ago

"What are you doing out here with your tools? You know your place is in the kitchen, get back in there!"

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Mr_Sluggo
Mr_Sluggo 12 days ago

I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick.

Remember boys, Never fuck crazy, under any circumstances.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

I think she is really nice. Why don't you like her?

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Leader_Desslok
Leader_Desslok 11 days ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: i wonder why her mom never told her that the video he was making is considered "evidence " in a court of law. assault and battery with a weapon ( the frying pan ) and destruction of property ( the car ) just happen to be illegal in america . i wonder if this guy ever called the police .

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@Leader_Desslok: Yes....... BUT it's still a lot of hassle to get her to pay for all the damage she caused...... Jumping her and breaking her nose, would have put an instant stop to her crap. BUT I wonder what their relationship is about, and why she is being a bitch.... IS this just a random event, or is it a relationship going sour, or is she a scam artist prostitute that though she was worth $500 and only gave $100 of service? Who knows... Maybe she is a crazy, maybe her actions were justified..... BUT if you really want to put the time into looking this up, you MIGHT be able to find out a lot more about it.

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Amiba
Amiba 12 days ago

Not interested. Keep your cats, for I think I'll instead treat myself to another CRT TV to celebrate my status as a single virgin.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

I bet her arse is nice and tight.... Especially when she goes to stab you with a carving knife when your cumming... Go ahead, ask her out.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 11 days ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Speaking from experience, are we?

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@usr6874038614: I am still alive. You go first.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 7 days ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: I wondered where those scars on your back came from. Thank you for the warning, I'll do her sister instead.

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Heavyhand
Heavyhand 12 days ago

Obviously true fucking love

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