Sheep on the Road and Emergency Services

It was hot, I was tired, it had been a stressful day - and I got one dumb fucking bitch after another going "Yap, Yap, Yap" with question after question after question, while I was in the fucking middle of nowhere - where I knew how to get from A to B,

I had no idea what the name of "Bum Fuck Nowhere" actually was, and although like most long distance remote trips, I knew the route, but I had no idea what the names of the places were, what the roads etc., were called - so I was exhausted, trying to mentally compute my location from the last turn off, and the distance from the last highway, X Km north of a town, on that highway.. I would not have any idea what the names or locations of any of these former towns, or roads are....

And these fucktards could not wait for me to get to the sign post, and they kept repeating the questions, time after time after time.

"What you fucking dumb cunts don't know that 99.9% of Australia has no people in it?"

There are no houses, towns, the almost invisible signs you never see etc...

Most people actually hate having to call these dumb cunts for any reason.