Maybe a vag singing... "I overstept again. He gave me a shiner but it made me wet like a jet scream: damn, I wish I didn't scream...... but the cops took him away again... damnit, all those cops are gone and I'm a loner... Guess I'm fucking his dog again.. at least he has a boner...." We gotta keep it real and postmodern like... but, well keep the kids out of it anyways...Lol!
@WMHarrison94: "My wife cheated on me with my dog" definitely sounds country. Throw in something about a truck and some beers and we've got ourselves a spot on Hee Haw.
@Dutch Cobbler: er the cops took the beers I believe because they're queers, they said it was for evidence, they took my man, but now I'm stuck, danmit, since, he has the keys to his truck...
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a great CUNTry song for the ages.
Next up, a country song about how she got a black eye, and he's in jail again. Maybe "off to jail again... I hit my wife and I'm off to jail again..."