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Shove that Valentine's Day Card Up Your Ass, 1980s Country

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نشرت في 14 Feb 2025 / في كوميديا

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KEEPER
KEEPER منذ 1 شهر  

a great CUNTry song for the ages.

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Dutch Cobbler
Dutch Cobbler منذ 1 شهر

Next up, a country song about how she got a black eye, and he's in jail again. Maybe "off to jail again... I hit my wife and I'm off to jail again..."

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 منذ 1 شهر

Maybe a vag singing... "I overstept again. He gave me a shiner but it made me wet like a jet scream: damn, I wish I didn't scream...... but the cops took him away again... damnit, all those cops are gone and I'm a loner... Guess I'm fucking his dog again.. at least he has a boner...." We gotta keep it real and postmodern like... but, well keep the kids out of it anyways...Lol!

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Dutch Cobbler
Dutch Cobbler منذ 1 شهر

@WMHarrison94: "My wife cheated on me with my dog" definitely sounds country. Throw in something about a truck and some beers and we've got ourselves a spot on Hee Haw.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 منذ 1 شهر

@Dutch Cobbler: er the cops took the beers I believe because they're queers, they said it was for evidence, they took my man, but now I'm stuck, danmit, since, he has the keys to his truck...

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