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Star Wars: Episode V - I am your Father, Lord Darth Vader James Earl Jones Awesum

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Published on 15 Aug 2024 / In Film & Animation

Luke Skywalker aka Fuck FAGGOTT MARK HAMILL is defeated by LORD DARTH VADER the Dark Lord's most powerful blow is delivered by words.

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DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33

I AS LORD VADER PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE AND FEALTY TO GOD AND CHRIST ALMIGHTY AMEN :D \G/

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 3 months ago

@DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33: Well, he does have a flaming sword...

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Councilof1
Councilof1 3 months ago

Here's an interesting Star War's short. The rebels get Le Marseilles and the Empire gets Rule Britannia.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=....aQPdP_tyRxQ&pp=y

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Councilof1
Councilof1 3 months ago

Two thoughts I had about this scene as a kid: one is the Luke was a cry baby and second I would have joined Vader without hesitation. Vader should have slapped Luke around like the whiny bitch he was.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 3 months ago

Maybe... I think every real man has that moment where he cries once as he realized this is no easy or fair world (some experience this as boys growing up), and then he resolves to harden his heart and has Yoda sats "control your feelings." Or was it Obiwan? Still though, the all powerful force could not stop gravity? Did they just not grab shit off the walls and throw it?

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Councilof1
Councilof1 3 months ago

@WMHarrison94: Fair enough.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 3 months ago

Pussy... force choke his ass and pull him up...Lol!

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DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33

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EVEN JESUS AS DARTH JESUS (FANTASY ARTWORK) LOOKS AWESUM :D ENJOY \G/

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DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33

EMPEROR JESUS WOULDNT BE TO BAD EITHER JOIN ME JOIN THE DARK SIDE Haha \G/

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DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33

FUCK FAGGOTT MARK HAMILL

It's All about LORD DARTH VADER idiots arguing over what he really says I AM YOUR FATHER IS STILL SAID AND CLOSE ENOUGH TO ACTUAL LINE AND WHO FUCKING CARES NOW ITS BEEN DESTROYED.

THIS IS ALL ABOUT EMBRACING YOUR INNER SITH AND DARK SIDE AND BECOMING LORD DARTH VADER AND CRUSHING EVIL AKA DIRTY JEWS

JAMES EARL JONES IS GREAT AND POWERFUL AND SHOW NO MERCY TO FAGGOTTS KUCKS PEDOPHILES DIRTY JEWS AND OTHER EVIL VILE SCUM

ENJOY \G/

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 3 months ago

It has been destroyed? Nope. It ended with uhm Return of the Jedit, Shafow of the Empire, I Jedi, and uhm movie wise... Rogue One. Mandalorian up to Season 2... was justva light summers dream...

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 3 months ago

I think we could have a black Luke Skywalker: "I am you father." What? You not my father! Are you? No.

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