StreamYard logo Comic "EXPERT" RIFFS on MGTOW. Let's see if he gets it right?

Did this guy really say that you don't get to show up to a potluck with your appetite?

Then what the fuck is the point of hosting the feast?

Fine, Mr. Elteab, I'm all about your right to freedom of speech and criticize, assess, and even pass judgment on others. I've been in the studio writing rhymes for the past two days, so what say switch to prose with my assessment of you:

First if I WERE attending your shitty event, and I DID bring plastic utensils--all because YOU, Gabe, ironically; were unable to provide the most primitive of human tools for YOUR guests to eat your wife's no-doubt bland-and-tasteless dishes...you know what? No problem, shit happens. I'm a MGTOW, not an asshole because, for many of us, the MGTOW journey has helped us to become better people. I'd distribute my "cheap plastic forks" to everyone EXCEPT you.

You, though Gabe, you ungrateful motherfucker, would eat your food with your fuckin' hands off your plate...a pate which I'm sure would be--in second dose of irony--made of PAPER.

And guess what? You wouldn't do shit about it, because what you fail to realize that MGTOW is a menagerie of all walks of men with all manner of origins and paths...and some of us are very familiar with the streets. The old version of me WAS that negro Toki alluded to in his post that would be banging your wife. Guys like you are all talk and nothing more than one of those wanna be tough guy who get their asses kicked by 5'8" guys like me...how else could a reformed scumbag such as myself bang the wives and girlfriends of men like you? Women openly and sometimes BLATANTLY flirt in front of the type of man you are.

Pathetic.

As if by some form of cuck-sorcery, you've managed to simultaneously speak and think like three distinct kinds of men: a cuck, a white knight, and a simp but, for ease of dispersion of your shit ideas and hot takes on relationships, have been sloppily conglomerated into a single low-T man that, upon immediate visual inspection of his aesthetic appearance, clearly has a high BMI, accompanied with an extreme negative skew in your muscle-fiber-to-fat ratio.

You're a bozo that completely bases a man's worth on the ability to acquire and serve a woman, and have given a superficial pondering and disposition on MGTOW, dismissing and pigeonholing us into a single demographic of misanthropes that've "abandoned society"--which isn't even logically feasible, because many of us are just regular working men who pinch a clock. You don't know shit about MGTOW, and are to great an obstinate prick to have a genuine and productive discourse to truly understand the topic.

You know, Gabe, you strike me as the type of marketing genius who would, in some attempt to seem "cool and retro" and "mentor young men" because "you care"--sell all of your "profound musings" that have been conveniently compiled into a shitty, single disc DVD course that you "cleverly" titled something akin to "Step Your Game Up: The Climb to Personal Success", or "Meet, Meat, Mate: Nail that perfect dinner date that ends in a night of passion", complete with bonus material. In addition to showing the viewer (who will surely experience the sting of buyer's remorse) how to be a complete cuck in the first two minutes of what I'm sure would be a poorly shot and scripted production, as the "expert" that you are, completely devoid of any accolades that lend credence to your world view you'd probably call your "Real-osophy"--because you know, you've got your finger on the pulse--you'd graciously give your secret, "rapid fire" techniques to "break the ice" when talking to a chick, all while abjectly looking like, and doing everything that, projects an aura that is metaphorically and--since the body has an electrical charge, I'll posit MAGNETICALLY--repulsive to women.

Thrice strikes irony.

You know, I can take all the shit- and trash-talkin' you "real men" dish out; I've been called all the "you-can't get-no-pussy-s", "you're-afraid-to-talk-to-women-s", and "you-need-to-get-up-on-game-s" in the world. Whatever. I've always done what I've wanted; often recklessly and to calamity, which is why I'm course-correcting in my 40's. However, I'M to blame for my missteps; you know, that accountability thing or something you mentioned. If you were able to engage in a logical thought process and reason eschewing how you feel, you'd reach the conclusion that MGTOW IS inherently, and at its core, a life of responsibility and accountability, because forging one's own path CANNOT be separated from taking responsibility; the two are inexorably wedded.

However, my real problem with men like you, Gabe, is that despite mountains of statistical data on divorce rates, false accusations, the subsequent male suicide rate as a result, women who ceaselessly upload videos that showcase their entitlement, lack of morals, and outright vitriol towards men--you unjustly shame and blame MGTOW for deciding desist with romantic pursuit of women in clearly gynocentric society that blames men for both men AND women's stupid actions...for no other reason than for validation. You place conformity to the herd over a man's freedom of choice, because you can't envision a world in which men don't defer and excuse the shitty behavior of women, and it's obvious that you think it should be high on a man's list of priorities to exchange his dignity to accrue enough gold stars from women, so that he can cash them in to get a pat on the head and maybe, just maybe--IF he jumps through an indefinite number of female shit-tests hammered in the shape of hoops like some abused circus animal--the chance touch a titty. Fuck you.

Next time I'll get straight to it and put you in a diss track.

Hammer your right a lot of Talented idiots out here today Smart Dumb Mother Fuckers exactly they have out done the useful idiots and now we got these FAGGOT CUCKS that think their opinions or views mean shite when it dont.

Toki Dropping that BASEDPILL BOMB KNOWLEDGE FUCK YEAH.

I WOULD ONLY HAVE KIDS AND BRING THEM INTO THIS WORLD IF I TEACH ABOUT THE WORLD AND MORE MYSELF FUCK PUBLIC AND PRIVATE PRISONS AKA SCHOOLS AND ONLY IF MY TERMINATOR WAIFU CAN PRODUCE THEM WITH HER ARTIFICAL WOMB.
BRINGING MY CHILDREN INTO THIS WORLD WITH MY TERMINATOR WAIFU WOULD BE GREAT HOWEVER KNOWNING HOW THIS WORLD OPERATES AND THE WORLD WOULD DO ANYTHING TO KILL MY CHILDREN FOR BEING STRONG SMART AND LOYAL TO THEIR FATHER I DONT WANT MY CHILDREN OFFSPRING TO GO THROUGH THAT IN THIS WHORE WORLD FULL OF SUCCUBUS, JEEZEBELS AND HARLOTS AND GOD FORBID YOU HAVE DAUGTHERS THEY CAN EASILY BE MISLEAD BECAUSE OF EMOTIONS AND GO AGAINST THEIR FATHER AND WOULD BETRAY THEIR FATHER IF THEY GOT THE BIGGER AND BETTER DEAL, SO YEAH FUCK THAT

If anyone is dodging personal responsibility it's women. They don't even pay their housing bills. Taxes cover it all.
Hope this guy gets Crowder'ed next. Fat lazy guy with no job or real job in the past is going to tell me about responsibility. I could bang his woman in minutes if I wanted to, but I'm responsible so I wouldn't. He would want my six pack lean elf man body over his any day. Responsibility = Don't be a Glutton. Making comics is a not a responsible career either. Men in the real workforce are the responsible ones. A child can produce comics.
No offense to Hammer of course. I know he's doing the comic thing now. But Hammer has a lifetime of working as a man in the past and earned his retirement. Trucking is something I would dread having to do. You have to keep that truck on the road without crashing or losing your truckload to thieves. But making comics in the safety of your own home or an office is child's play. Not saying I could make a good comic, but it's insanely easy compared to any previous job I've ever had or Hammer has done. Responsibility. I have to responsible at work also or I could die or hurt others with machinery. That's responsibility.
Abstinence is also a big act of responsibility. I doubt he would know anything about that and he likely sleeps around cheating on his wife. While his wife cheats on him. That's why I don't want a relationship with anyone. Most humans are terrible selfish creatures and extremely irresponsible.
I also highly doubt this guy is responsible when it comes to living within his income means. Most likely in massive debt and never going to pay it back. He could stop eating so much for one. His irresponsible Gluttony affects food prices supply and demand on us all. He's got the fat man weeze talk.
Does he have kids? Is he a responsible parent who homeschools? I doubt it. The kids are just a social acceptance token. He likely can't afford those kids in all honesty.
Did he buy a car with cash or did he get an irresponsible loan? Does he own a smartphone? If so he's an irresponsible consumer who doesn't understand electronics and quality. He likely has a Soyny PS5 also.
Responsible = Zero debt. Zero children. They have no future and by bringing children into this Hellscape of Earth you are an asshole who couldn't responsibly abstain from the obvious. The most important part of responsibility. My parents are irresponsible normies who had kids. They also vote proving how stupid they are. Enslaving their own son to pay for their fancy retirement while I live in monk style poverty. My parents are both fat, I'm 19 BMI. They have debts, I have enough money to buy a cheap house here in my area with cash. They have smartphones. I have only a desktop PC because it does everything better. House phone is a responsible $10 a month.
Just saying the only responsible people are legit employed single men who live within their means. Realizing that having a child is condemning a soul to Dante's Inferno on Earth. We are almost at the point of food riots due to lack of resources available and idiots are still reproducing. Running out of oil and no plan to prevent total collapse. Yet they still have sex and produce children to suffer in the future.
Alright let's see his 300 pound irresponsible wife. Probably in the bedroom with a negro because he's like Destiny.