The Degradation of Dating

Dating has always sucked, the only thing that changed is it became optional. Restaurants and movie theaters have been raking in the shekels from this giant scam they've been running.
Movie theater staff at least mind their own business, but restaurant staff are a huge liability. You can't just go where the food is good, you have to develop a relationship with the staff at a place and take her there. I don't know about you, but I don't want to spend money becoming well-liked by a bunch of bottom-crust losers. If you don't do this, they will sabotage your date. It's like how they spit in your food if you don't tip, they sabotage your date if you're not "in" with them.