The Perfect Storm

⁣So a teenage couple starts arguing. I stay out of these things. 2 female cops arrive, and leave.

Then I hear a Motorcycle that Backfires just after the leave. You know when you know deep inside what is coming next.

I go over to calm the fella down. He right away picks a fight with me. Young kid. Later found out he is 17 years old. He goes right into fighting mode. After a few pushes, He says, "Lets go". I ask plainly say to the young man... You know.. I'm not Windows. I'm not taking you anywhere!

He takes a second look at me, gets right up on my chest again, and I give him a hug and say, "ITs going to okay Brother, But I need you to calm down"

The girl then tries to intervenes and Escalates. I'm not having it. He then starts crying on my shoulder. I then ask him. "Why would I come here to pick a fight with you? " I'm here cus I care. And lets take a look at that hand of yours. Seems your hurt. Lets fix that.

Well. After he gets nice and calm, just a few minutes later the cops show up. GUNS A BLAZING. Orders marching. And I notice a gun is pointed right at my head. I've been around these hot heads long enough to get in between and keep telling him to look at me, not to worry about the cops. Just be calm and everything is going to be fine. I promise.

He says, Oh shit guns, And they I say firmly, "Don't worry about a thing, my surveillance cameras are all on, they will be cool. They are just scared. Just keep it cool.

I keep him calm while they come over and and cuff the young man, and ask him if he has any weapons, and they take him to the SUV to search him.

The girl still has her hands up, I let her know its okay to put them down and loosen up. Your not the primary threat. But it seems she knows very well what is going on.

After the other 3 officers take him to the car, the cop asks me about the gun shot. I let him know, "It was a rice rocket that Backfired" He said "Rice rocket?" --- "Motorcycle drooped a gear and revved and backfired while going down Colombia Highway" --- Oh!

After that, he asked me about what was going on. Let him know, "Yea, I knew when I Heard that backfire of that motorcycle, just as the other 2 female cops left, and knew what was coming and calmed him down so he was cool by the time you got here".

I asked him to return to my home, and he said cool. Nice fellow that one officer.
Came back with a first aid kit. Patched up his hand and got a few more hugs and then went off to get some coffee.


everything is nice and calm now, but you know what? I really wish that for once I wouldn't have guns pointed at the back of my head and I do mean at the back of my head by Portland Police.

I'm just glad nothing happened. I knew right away what was going to happen like it was almost instinctive. A backfire from a motorcycle, an inebriated 17 year old young man, and police showing up with the report of shots fired.

I'm just thankful nothing else happened because in my gut I know exactly what this is going to turn out ass. Especially since just last month there was a black gentleman here last month that discharges firearm at a prostitute in the apartments next door.

well, I banded up his hands with everything that I had my first aid kit, clean the blood off his hands and now I have to go ahead and go to dry cleaners to get the blood off of my velvet sports jacket.

what really surprised me is that this young man said to me, and I quote:

"This is the first time anyone has helped me"
this is getting really tiresome to hear.

MGTOW young men. And stay the fuck away from Thots.

the part that really surprised me, is that first when the female saw the cops are coming out she was smiling. that was until she had some firearms and after her and then all of a sudden she realized oh oh my gosh I guess I might get shot and now this whole Escapade is no longer working.

why was working on the gentleman's hand, the young female want to know everything about, is that your house is that where you live and basically getting information on me for what I believed was the sole reason to go ahead and figure out if she should monkey branch.

not today you little s***. go fuc yourself hopefully the young man wises up but as you know sometimes it takes a few good hard lickings to realize when you should walk away.


still it will be nice if the police could learn just a few things of the escalation or maybe not come in with guns a-blazing Maybe? I'm getting really tired of having weapons pointed at me by the Portland Police Department.