Touble In Wonderland

One bush I would never want to wait in would be a Femon's! a bramble bush, a Rose Bush! but never a femon's BUSH because it is more painful than the other two!

Lived in a flat many years ago and the couple up stairs were always argue. One Saturday night they were at it and the Femon threatened to kill herself. By this time it was about 3am and I was pretty pissed off, so I yelled out loudly "Well don't just shout about it DO IT" They found the femon the following afternoon "Sunday" in a local pond. Did I feel Guilty? ................Nope I started to get some good sleep after that!

"I'll tumble for 'ya"!

"Alice" on her perpetual, drama seeking period, didn't quite work out... again.