What In The Heck Is This Thing?

Please take note that this "Thing" is NOT A BOOMER!!!!!!!! It's a sexually confused, Tide Pod eating Generation Zero or a lazy, worthless Millennial. Truly, truly the two most worthless Generations to ever come upon the face of the Earth. I can just see this "Thing" protecting my neighborhood as the ChiComs come over the hill with their AK's on Full Auto!!! NOT!!!!!!

And people don't think demons are real. These fake pagan's make me sick. They're not pagan's, they're larping.