William Shakespeare's observations of women going into slut mode when new men come during a war.
Championing Shakespeare's Henry the Fifth.     
 I like watching really good movies / documentaries repeatedly - and going into deeper and deeper detail. In the movie - here - Henry and his army (English) are marching around France, in a war and the French King's Chicks, the women have gotten the news of an invasion, and NEW men, and are just thrilled to bits to be able to run out and fuck them. Shakespeare noted the behaviour of women in his writings - specifically between 51:30 and 57:24, the Henry the 5th movie.  Here is the excerpt.    
     
 Here is the full movie https://www.mgtow.tv/v/PZxI96   
    
 And here is what a proper English Dictionary is, and where to get it from.   
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 The Life of King Henry the Fifth  
 Shakespeare homepage | Henry V | Entire play  
 ACT I  
 PROLOGUE  
 Enter Chorus  
 Chorus  
 O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend  
 The brightest heaven of invention,  
 A kingdom for a stage, princes to act  
 And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!  
 Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,  
 Assume the port of Mars; and at his heels,  
 Leash'd in like hounds, should famine, sword and fire  
 Crouch for employment. But pardon, and gentles all,  
 The flat unraised spirits that have dared  
 On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth  
 So great an object: can this cockpit hold  
 The vasty fields of France? or may we cram  
 Within this wooden O the very casques  
 That did affright the air at Agincourt?  
 O, pardon! since a crooked figure may  
 Attest in little place a million;  
 And let us, ciphers to this great accompt,  
 On your imaginary forces work.  
 Suppose within the girdle of these walls  
 Are now confined two mighty monarchies,  
 Whose high upreared and abutting fronts  
 The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder:  
 Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts;  
 Into a thousand parts divide on man,  
 And make imaginary puissance;  
 Think when we talk of horses, that you see them  
 Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth;  
 For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings,  
 Carry them here and there; jumping o'er times,  
 Turning the accomplishment of many years  
 Into an hour-glass: for the which supply,  
 Admit me Chorus to this history;  
 Who prologue-like your humble patience pray,  
 Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.  
 Exit  
   
 SCENE I. London. An ante-chamber in the KING'S palace.  
 Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY, and the BISHOP OF ELY  
 CANTERBURY  
 My lord, I'll tell you; that self bill is urged,  
 Which in the eleventh year of the last king's reign  
 Was like, and had indeed against us pass'd,  
 But that the scambling and unquiet time  
 Did push it out of farther question.  
 ELY  
 But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?  
 CANTERBURY  
 It must be thought on. If it pass against us,  
 We lose the better half of our possession:  
 For all the temporal lands which men devout  
 By testament have given to the church  
 Would they strip from us; being valued thus:  
 As much as would maintain, to the king's honour,  
 Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights,  
 Six thousand and two hundred good esquires;  
 And, to relief of lazars and weak age,  
 Of indigent faint souls past corporal toil.  
 A hundred almshouses right well supplied;  
 And to the coffers of the king beside,  
 A thousand pounds by the year: thus runs the bill.  
 ELY  
 This would drink deep.  
 CANTERBURY  
 'Twould drink the cup and all.  
 ELY  
 But what prevention?  
 CANTERBURY  
 The king is full of grace and fair regard.  
 ELY  
 And a true lover of the holy church.  
 CANTERBURY  
 The courses of his youth promised it not.  
 The breath no sooner left his father's body,  
 But that his wildness, mortified in him,  
 Seem'd to die too; yea, at that very moment  
 Consideration, like an angel, came  
 And whipp'd the offending Adam out of him,  
 Leaving his body as a paradise,  
 To envelop and contain celestial spirits.  
 Never was such a sudden scholar made;  
 Never came reformation in a flood,  
 With such a heady currance, scouring faults  
 Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness  
 So soon did lose his seat and all at once  
 As in this king.  
 ELY  
 We are blessed in the change.  
 CANTERBURY  
 Hear him but reason in divinity,  
 And all-admiring with an inward wish  
 You would desire the king were made a prelate:  
 Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs,  
 You would say it hath been all in all his study:  
 List his discourse of war, and you shall hear  
 A fearful battle render'd you in music:  
 Turn him to any cause of policy,  
 The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,  
 Familiar as his garter: that, when he speaks,  
 The air, a charter'd libertine, is still,  
 And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears,  
 To steal his sweet and honey'd sentences;  
 So that the art and practic part of life  
 Must be the mistress to this theoric:  
 Which is a wonder how his grace should glean it,  
 Since his addiction was to courses vain,  
 His companies unletter'd, rude and shallow,  
 His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports,  
 And never noted in him any study,  
 Any retirement, any sequestration  
 From open haunts and popularity.  
 ELY  
 The strawberry grows underneath the nettle  
 And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best  
 Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality:  
 And so the prince obscured his contemplation  
 Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt,  
 Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,  
 Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty.  
 CANTERBURY  
 It must be so; for miracles are ceased;  
 And therefore we must needs admit the means  
 How things are perfected.  
 ELY  
 But, my good lord,  
 How now for mitigation of this bill  
 Urged by the commons? Doth his majesty  
 Incline to it, or no?  
 CANTERBURY  
 He seems indifferent,  
 Or rather swaying more upon our part  
 Than cherishing the exhibiters against us;  
 For I have made an offer to his majesty,  
 Upon our spiritual convocation  
 And in regard of causes now in hand,  
 Which I have open'd to his grace at large,  
 As touching France, to give a greater sum  
 Than ever at one time the clergy yet  
 Did to his predecessors part withal.  
 ELY  
 How did this offer seem received, my lord?  
 CANTERBURY  
 With good acceptance of his majesty;  
 Save that there was not time enough to hear,  
 As I perceived his grace would fain have done,  
 The severals and unhidden passages  
 Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms  
 And generally to the crown and seat of France  
 Derived from Edward, his great-grandfather.  
 ELY  
 What was the impediment that broke this off?  
 CANTERBURY  
 The French ambassador upon that instant  
 Craved audience; and the hour, I think, is come  
 To give him hearing: is it four o'clock?  
 ELY  
 It is.  
 CANTERBURY  
 Then go we in, to know his embassy;  
 Which I could with a ready guess declare,  
 Before the Frenchman speak a word of it.  
 ELY  
 I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.  
 Exeunt  
   
 SCENE II. The same. The Presence chamber.  
 Enter KING HENRY V, GLOUCESTER, BEDFORD, EXETER, WARWICK, WESTMORELAND, and Attendants  
 KING HENRY V  
 Where is my gracious Lord of Canterbury?  
 EXETER  
 Not here in presence.  
 KING HENRY V  
 Send for him, good uncle.  
 WESTMORELAND  
 Shall we call in the ambassador, my liege?  
 KING HENRY V  
 Not yet, my cousin: we would be resolved,  
 Before we hear him, of some things of weight  
 That task our thoughts, concerning us and France.  
 Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY, and the BISHOP of ELY  
   
 CANTERBURY  
 God and his angels guard your sacred throne  
 And make you long become it!  
 KING HENRY V  
 Sure, we thank you.  
 My learned lord, we pray you to proceed  
 And justly and religiously unfold  
 Why the law Salique that they have in France  
 Or should, or should not, bar us in our claim:  
 And God forbid, my dear and faithful lord,  
 That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading,  
 Or nicely charge your understanding soul  
 With opening titles miscreate, whose right  
 Suits not in native colours with the truth;  
 For God doth know how many now in health  
 Shall drop their blood in approbation  
 Of what your reverence shall incite us to.  
 Therefore take heed how you impawn our person,  
 How you awake our sleeping sword of war:  
 We charge you, in the name of God, take heed;  
 For never two such kingdoms did contend  
 Without much fall of blood; whose guiltless drops  
 Are every one a woe, a sore complaint  
 'Gainst him whose wrong gives edge unto the swords  
 That make such waste in brief mortality.  
 Under this conjuration, speak, my lord;  
 For we will hear, note and believe in heart  
 That what you speak is in your conscience wash'd  
 As pure as sin with baptism.  
 CANTERBURY  
 Then hear me, gracious sovereign, and you peers,  
 That owe yourselves, your lives and services  
 To this imperial throne. There is no bar  
 To make against your highness' claim to France  
 But this, which they produce from Pharamond,  
 'In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant:'  
 'No woman shall succeed in Salique land:'  
 Which Salique land the French unjustly gloze  
 To be the realm of France, and Pharamond  
 The founder of this law and female bar.  
 Yet their own authors faithfully affirm  
 That the land Salique is in Germany,  
 Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe;  
 Where Charles the Great, having subdued the Saxons,  
 There left behind and settled certain French;  
 Who, holding in disdain the German women  
 For some dishonest manners of their life,  
 Establish'd then this law; to wit, no female  
 Should be inheritrix in Salique land:  
 Which Salique, as I said, 'twixt Elbe and Sala,  
 Is at this day in Germany call'd Meisen.  
 Then doth it well appear that Salique law  
 Was not devised for the realm of France:  
 Nor did the French possess the Salique land  
 Until four hundred one and twenty years  
 After defunction of King Pharamond,  
 Idly supposed the founder of this law;  
 Who died within the year of our redemption  
 Four hundred twenty-six; and Charles the Great  
 Subdued the Saxons, and did seat the French  
 Beyond the river Sala, in the year  
 Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say,  
 King Pepin, which deposed Childeric,  
 Did, as heir general, being descended  
 Of Blithild, which was daughter to King Clothair,  
 Make claim and title to the crown of France.  
 Hugh Capet also, who usurped the crown  
 Of Charles the duke of Lorraine, sole heir male  
 Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great,  
 To find his title with some shows of truth,  
 'Through, in pure truth, it was corrupt and naught,  
 Convey'd himself as heir to the Lady Lingare,  
 Daughter to Charlemain, who was the son  
 To Lewis the emperor, and Lewis the son  
 Of Charles the Great. Also King Lewis the Tenth,  
 Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet,  
 Could not keep quiet in his conscience,  
 Wearing the crown of France, till satisfied  
 That fair Queen Isabel, his grandmother,  
 Was lineal of the Lady Ermengare,  
 Daughter to Charles the foresaid duke of Lorraine:  
 By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great  
 Was re-united to the crown of France.  
 So that, as clear as is the summer's sun.  
 King Pepin's title and Hugh Capet's claim,  
 King Lewis his satisfaction, all appear  
 To hold in right and title of the female:  
 So do the kings of France unto this day;  
 Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law  
 To bar your highness claiming from the female,  
 And rather choose to hide them in a net  
 Than amply to imbar their crooked titles  
 Usurp'd from you and your progenitors.  
 KING HENRY V  
 May I with right and conscience make this claim?  
 CANTERBURY  
 The sin upon my head, dread sovereign!  
 For in the book of Numbers is it writ,  
 When the man dies, let the inheritance  
 Descend unto the daughter. Gracious lord,  
 Stand for your own; unwind your bloody flag;  
 Look back into your mighty ancestors:  
 Go, my dread lord, to your great-grandsire's tomb,  
 From whom you claim; invoke his warlike spirit,  
 And your great-uncle's, Edward the Black Prince,  
 Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy,  
 Making defeat on the full power of France,  
 Whiles his most mighty father on a hill  
 Stood smiling to behold his lion's whelp  
 Forage in blood of French nobility.  
 O noble English. that could entertain  
 With half their forces the full Pride of France  
 And let another half stand laughing by,  
 All out of work and cold for action!  
 ELY  
 Awake remembrance of these valiant dead  
 And with your puissant arm renew their feats:  
 You are their heir; you sit upon their throne;  
 The blood and courage that renowned them  
 Runs in your veins; and my thrice-puissant liege  
 Is in the very May-morn of his youth,  
 Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises.  
 EXETER  
 Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth  
 Do all expect that you should rouse yourself,  
 As did the former lions of your blood.  
 WESTMORELAND  
 They know your grace hath cause and means and might;  
 So hath your highness; never king of England  
 Had nobles richer and more loyal subjects,  
 Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England  
 And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France.  
 CANTERBURY  
 O, let their bodies follow, my dear liege,  
 With blood and sword and fire to win your right;  
 In aid whereof we of the spiritualty  
 Will raise your highness such a mighty sum  
 As never did the clergy at one time  
 Bring in to any of your ancestors.  
 KING HENRY V  
 We must not only arm to invade the French,  
 But lay down our proportions to defend  
 Against the Scot, who will make road upon us  
 With all advantages.  
 CANTERBURY  
 They of those marches, gracious sovereign,  
 Shall be a wall sufficient to defend  
 Our inland from the pilfering borderers.  
 KING HENRY V  
 We do not mean the coursing snatchers only,  
 But fear the main intendment of the Scot,  
 Who hath been still a giddy neighbour to us;  
 For you shall read that my great-grandfather  
 Never went with his forces into France  
 But that the Scot on his unfurnish'd kingdom  
 Came pouring, like the tide into a breach,  
 With ample and brim fulness of his force,  
 Galling the gleaned land with hot assays,  
 Girding with grievous siege castles and towns;  
 That England, being empty of defence,  
 Hath shook and trembled at the ill neighbourhood.  
 CANTERBURY  
 She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd, my liege;  
 For hear her but exampled by herself:  
 When all her chivalry hath been in France  
 And she a mourning widow of her nobles,  
 She hath herself not only well defended  
 But taken and impounded as a stray  
 The King of Scots; whom she did send to France,  
 To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner kings  
 And make her chronicle as rich with praise  
 As is the ooze and bottom of the sea  
 With sunken wreck and sunless treasuries.  
 WESTMORELAND  
 But there's a saying very old and true,  
 'If that you will France win,  
 Then with Scotland first begin:'  
 For once the eagle England being in prey,  
 To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot  
 Comes sneaking and so sucks her princely eggs,  
 Playing the mouse in absence of the cat,  
 To tear and havoc more than she can eat.  
 EXETER  
 It follows then the cat must stay at home:  
 Yet that is but a crush'd necessity,  
 Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries,  
 And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves.  
 While that the armed hand doth fight abroad,  
 The advised head defends itself at home;  
 For government, though high and low and lower,  
 Put into parts, doth keep in one consent,  
 Congreeing in a full and natural close,  
 Like music.  
 CANTERBURY  
 Therefore doth heaven divide  
 The state of man in divers functions,  
 Setting endeavour in continual motion;  
 To which is fixed, as an aim or butt,  
 Obedience: for so work the honey-bees,  
 Creatures that by a rule in nature teach  
 The act of order to a peopled kingdom.  
 They have a king and officers of sorts;  
 Where some, like magistrates, correct at home,  
 Others, like merchants, venture trade abroad,  
 Others, like soldiers, armed in their stings,  
 Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds,  
 Which pillage they with merry march bring home  
 To the tent-royal of their emperor;  
 Who, busied in his majesty, surveys  
 The singing masons building roofs of gold,  
 The civil citizens kneading up the honey,  
 The poor mechanic porters crowding in  
 Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate,  
 The sad-eyed justice, with his surly hum,  
 Delivering o'er to executors pale  
 The lazy yawning drone. I this infer,  
 That many things, having full reference  
 To one consent, may work contrariously:  
 As many arrows, loosed several ways,  
 Come to one mark; as many ways meet in one town;  
 As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea;  
 As many lines close in the dial's centre;  
 So may a thousand actions, once afoot.  
 End in one purpose, and be all well borne  
 Without defeat. Therefore to France, my liege.  
 Divide your happy England into four;  
 Whereof take you one quarter into France,  
 And you withal shall make all Gallia shake.  
 If we, with thrice such powers left at home,  
 Cannot defend our own doors from the dog,  
 Let us be worried and our nation lose  
 The name of hardiness and policy.  
 KING HENRY V  
 Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin.  
 Exeunt some Attendants  
   
 Now are we well resolved; and, by God's help,  
 And yours, the noble sinews of our power,  
 France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe,  
 Or break it all to pieces: or there we'll sit,  
 Ruling in large and ample empery  
 O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms,  
 Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,  
 Tombless, with no remembrance over them:  
 Either our history shall with full mouth  
 Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave,  
 Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth,  
 Not worshipp'd with a waxen epitaph.  
 Enter Ambassadors of France  
   
 Now are we well prepared to know the pleasure  
 Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for we hear  
 Your greeting is from him, not from the king.  
 First Ambassador  
 May't please your majesty to give us leave  
 Freely to render what we have in charge;  
 Or shall we sparingly show you far off  
 The Dauphin's meaning and our embassy?  
 KING HENRY V  
 We are no tyrant, but a Christian king;  
 Unto whose grace our passion is as subject  
 As are our wretches fetter'd in our prisons:  
 Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainness  
 Tell us the Dauphin's mind.  
 First Ambassador  
 Thus, then, in few.  
 Your highness, lately sending into France,  
 Did claim some certain dukedoms, in the right  
 Of your great predecessor, King Edward the Third.  
 In answer of which claim, the prince our master  
 Says that you savour too much of your youth,  
 And bids you be advised there's nought in France  
 That can be with a nimble galliard won;  
 You cannot revel into dukedoms there.  
 He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,  
 This tun of treasure; and, in lieu of this,  
 Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim  
 Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.  
 KING HENRY V  
 What treasure, uncle?  
 EXETER  
 Tennis-balls, my liege.  
 KING HENRY V  
 We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;  
 His present and your pains we thank you for:  
 When we have march'd our rackets to these balls,  
 We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set  
 Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard.  
 Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler  
 That all the courts of France will be disturb'd  
 With chaces. And we understand him well,  
 How he comes o'er us with our wilder days,  
 Not measuring what use we made of them.  
 We never valued this poor seat of England;  
 And therefore, living hence, did give ourself  
 To barbarous licence; as 'tis ever common  
 That men are merriest when they are from home.  
 But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state,  
 Be like a king and show my sail of greatness  
 When I do rouse me in my throne of France:  
 For that I have laid by my majesty  
 And plodded like a man for working-days,  
 But I will rise there with so full a glory  
 That I will dazzle all the eyes of France,  
 Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.  
 And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his  
 Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones; and his soul  
 Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance  
 That shall fly with them: for many a thousand widows  
 Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands;  
 Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down;  
 And some are yet ungotten and unborn  
 That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.  
 But this lies all within the will of God,  
 To whom I do appeal; and in whose name  
 Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on,  
 To venge me as I may and to put forth  
 My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.  
 So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin  
 His jest will savour but of shallow wit,  
 When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.  
 Convey them with safe conduct. Fare you well.  
 Exeunt Ambassadors  
   
 EXETER  
 This was a merry message.  
 KING HENRY V  
 We hope to make the sender blush at it.  
 Therefore, my lords, omit no happy hour  
 That may give furtherance to our expedition;  
 For we have now no thought in us but France,  
 Save those to God, that run before our business.  
 Therefore let our proportions for these wars  
 Be soon collected and all things thought upon  
 That may with reasonable swiftness add  
 More feathers to our wings; for, God before,  
 We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door.  
 Therefore let every man now task his thought,  
 That this fair action may on foot be brought.  
 Exeunt. Flourish  
   
 ACT II  
 PROLOGUE  
 Enter Chorus  
 Chorus  
 Now all the youth of England are on fire,  
 And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies:  
 Now thrive the armourers, and honour's thought  
 Reigns solely in the breast of every man:  
 They sell the pasture now to buy the horse,  
 Following the mirror of all Christian kings,  
 With winged heels, as English Mercuries.  
 For now sits Expectation in the air,  
 And hides a sword from hilts unto the point  
 With crowns imperial, crowns and coronets,  
 Promised to Harry and his followers.  
 The French, advised by good intelligence  
 Of this most dreadful preparation,  
 Shake in their fear and with pale policy  
 Seek to divert the English purposes.  
 O England! model to thy inward greatness,  
 Like little body with a mighty heart,  
 What mightst thou do, that honour would thee do,  
 Were all thy children kind and natural!  
 But see thy fault! France hath in thee found out  
 A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills  
 With treacherous crowns; and three corrupted men,  
 One, Richard Earl of Cambridge, and the second,  
 Henry Lord Scroop of Masham, and the third,  
 Sir Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland,  
 Have, for the gilt of France,--O guilt indeed!  
 Confirm'd conspiracy with fearful France;  
 And by their hands this grace of kings must die,  
 If hell and treason hold their promises,  
 Ere he take ship for France, and in Southampton.  
 Linger your patience on; and we'll digest  
 The abuse of distance; force a play:  
 The sum is paid; the traitors are agreed;  
 The king is set from London; and the scene  
 Is now transported, gentles, to Southampton;  
 There is the playhouse now, there must you sit:  
 And thence to France shall we convey you safe,  
 And bring you back, charming the narrow seas  
 To give you gentle pass; for, if we may,  
 We'll not offend one stomach with our play.  
 But, till the king come forth, and not till then,  
 Unto Southampton do we shift our scene.  
 Exit  
   
 SCENE I. London. A street.  
 Enter Corporal NYM and Lieutenant BARDOLPH  
 BARDOLPH  
 Well met, Corporal Nym.  
 NYM  
 Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph.  
 BARDOLPH  
 What, are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet?  
 NYM  
 For my part, I care not: I say little; but when  
 time shall serve, there shall be smiles; but that  
 shall be as it may. I dare not fight; but I will  
 wink and hold out mine iron: it is a simple one; but  
 what though? it will toast cheese, and it will  
 endure cold as another man's sword will: and  
 there's an end.  
 BARDOLPH  
 I will bestow a breakfast to make you friends; and  
 we'll be all three sworn brothers to France: let it  
 be so, good Corporal Nym.  
 NYM  
 Faith, I will live so long as I may, that's the  
 certain of it; and when I cannot live any longer, I  
 will do as I may: that is my rest, that is the  
 rendezvous of it.  
 BARDOLPH  
 It is certain, corporal, that he is married to Nell  
 Quickly: and certainly she did you wrong; for you  
 were troth-plight to her.  
 NYM  
 I cannot tell: things must be as they may: men may  
 sleep, and they may have their throats about them at  
 that time; and some say knives have edges. It must  
 be as it may: though patience be a tired mare, yet  
 she will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I  
 cannot tell.  
 Enter PISTOL and Hostess  
   
 BARDOLPH  
 Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife: good  
 corporal, be patient here. How now, mine host Pistol!  
 PISTOL  
 Base tike, call'st thou me host? Now, by this hand,  
 I swear, I scorn the term; Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.  
 Hostess  
 No, by my troth, not long; for we cannot lodge and  
 board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that live  
 honestly by the prick of their needles, but it will  
 be thought we keep a bawdy house straight.  
 NYM and PISTOL draw  
   
 O well a day, Lady, if he be not drawn now! we  
 shall see wilful adultery and murder committed.  
 BARDOLPH  
 Good lieutenant! good corporal! offer nothing here.  
 NYM  
 Pish!  
 PISTOL  
 Pish for thee, Iceland dog! thou prick-ear'd cur of Iceland!  
 Hostess  
 Good Corporal Nym, show thy valour, and put up your sword.  
 NYM  
 Will you shog off? I would have you solus.  
 PISTOL  
 'Solus,' egregious dog? O viper vile!  
 The 'solus' in thy most mervailous face;  
 The 'solus' in thy teeth, and in thy throat,  
 And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy,  
 And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth!  
 I do retort the 'solus' in thy bowels;  
 For I can take, and Pistol's cock is up,  
 And flashing fire will follow.  
 NYM  
 I am not Barbason; you cannot conjure me. I have an  
 humour to knock you indifferently well. If you grow  
 foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my  
 rapier, as I may, in fair terms: if you would walk  
 off, I would prick your guts a little, in good  
 terms, as I may: and that's the humour of it.  
 PISTOL  
 O braggart vile and damned furious wight!  
 The grave doth gape, and doting death is near;  
 Therefore exhale.  
 BARDOLPH  
 Hear me, hear me what I say: he that strikes the  
 first stroke, I'll run him up to the hilts, as I am a soldier.  
 Draws  
   
 PISTOL  
 An oath of mickle might; and fury shall abate.  
 Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give:  
 Thy spirits are most tall.  
 NYM  
 I will cut thy throat, one time or other, in fair  
 terms: that is the humour of it.  
 PISTOL  
 'Couple a gorge!'  
 That is the word. I thee defy again.  
 O hound of Crete, think'st thou my spouse to get?  
 No; to the spital go,  
 And from the powdering tub of infamy  
 Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind,  
 Doll Tearsheet she by name, and her espouse:  
 I have, and I will hold, the quondam Quickly  
 For the only she; and--pauca, there's enough. Go to.  
 Enter the Boy  
   
 Boy  
 Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master, and  
 you, hostess: he is very sick, and would to bed.  
 Good Bardolph, put thy face between his sheets, and  
 do the office of a warming-pan. Faith, he's very ill.  
 BARDOLPH  
 Away, you rogue!  
 Hostess  
 By my troth, he'll yield the crow a pudding one of  
 these days. The king has killed his heart. Good  
 husband, come home presently.  
 Exeunt Hostess and Boy  
   
 BARDOLPH  
 Come, shall I make you two friends? We must to  
 France together: why the devil should we keep  
 knives to cut one another's throats?  
 PISTOL  
 Let floods o'erswell, and fiends for food howl on!  
 NYM  
 You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting?  
 PISTOL  
 Base is the slave that pays.  
 NYM  
 That now I will have: that's the humour of it.  
 PISTOL  
 As manhood shall compound: push home.  
 They draw  
   
 BARDOLPH  
 By this sword, he that makes the first thrust, I'll  
 kill him; by this sword, I will.  
 PISTOL  
 Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course.  
 BARDOLPH  
 Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be friends:  
 an thou wilt not, why, then, be enemies with me too.  
 Prithee, put up.  
 NYM  
 I shall have my eight shillings I won of you at betting?  
 PISTOL  
 A noble shalt thou have, and present pay;  
 And liquor likewise will I give to thee,  
 And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood:  
 I'll live by Nym, and Nym shall live by me;  
 Is not this just? for I shall sutler be  
 Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.  
 Give me thy hand.  
 NYM  
 I shall have my noble?  
 PISTOL  
 In cash most justly paid.  
 NYM  
 Well, then, that's the humour of't.  
 Re-enter Hostess  
   
 Hostess  
 As ever you came of women, come in quickly to Sir  
 John. Ah, poor heart! he is so shaked of a burning  
 quotidian tertian, that it is most lamentable to  
 behold. Sweet men, come to him.  
 NYM  
 The king hath run bad humours on the knight; that's  
 the even of it.  
 PISTOL  
 Nym, thou hast spoke the right;  
 His heart is fracted and corroborate.  
 NYM  
 The king is a good king: but it must be as it may;  
 he passes some humours and careers.  
 PISTOL  
 Let us condole the knight; for, lambkins we will live.  
 SCENE II. Southampton. A council-chamber.  
 Enter EXETER, BEDFORD, and WESTMORELAND  
 BEDFORD  
 'Fore God, his grace is bold, to trust these traitors.  
 EXETER  
 They shall be apprehended by and by.  
 WESTMORELAND  
 How smooth and even they do bear themselves!  
 As if allegiance in their bosoms sat,  
 Crowned with faith and constant loyalty.  
 BEDFORD  
 The king hath note of all that they intend,  
 By interception which they dream not of.  
 EXETER  
 Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow,  
 Whom he hath dull'd and cloy'd with gracious favours,  
 That he should, for a foreign purse, so sell  
 His sovereign's life to death and treachery.  
 Trumpets sound. Enter KING HENRY V, SCROOP, CAMBRIDGE, GREY, and Attendants  
   
 KING HENRY V  
 Now sits the wind fair, and we will aboard.  
 My Lord of Cambridge, and my kind Lord of Masham,  
 And you, my gentle knight, give me your thoughts:  
 Think you not that the powers we bear with us  
 Will cut their passage through the force of France,  
 Doing the execution and the act  
 For which we have in head assembled them?  
 SCROOP  
 No doubt, my liege, if each man do his best.  
 KING HENRY V  
 I doubt not that; since we are well persuaded  
 We carry not a heart with us from hence  
 That grows not in a fair consent with ours,  
 Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish  
 Success and conquest to attend on us.  
 CAMBRIDGE  
 Never was monarch better fear'd and loved  
 Than is your majesty: there's not, I think, a subject  
 That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness  
 Under the sweet shade of your government.  
 GREY  
 True: those that were your father's enemies  
 Have steep'd their galls in honey and do serve you  
 With hearts create of duty and of zeal.  
 KING HENRY V  
 We therefore have great cause of thankfulness;  
 And shall forget the office of our hand,  
 Sooner than quittance of desert and merit  
 According to the weight and worthiness.  
 SCROOP  
 So service shall with steeled sinews toil,  
 And labour shall refresh itself with hope,  
 To do your grace incessant services.  
 KING HENRY V  
 We judge no less. Uncle of Exeter,  
 Enlarge the man committed yesterday,  
 That rail'd against our person: we consider  
 it was excess of wine that set him on;  
 And on his more advice we pardon him.  
 SCROOP  
 That's mercy, but too much security:  
 Let him be punish'd, sovereign, lest example  
 Breed, by his sufferance, more of such a kind.  
 KING HENRY V  
 O, let us yet be merciful.  
 CAMBRIDGE  
 So may your highness, and yet punish too.  
 GREY  
 Sir,  
 You show great mercy, if you give him life,  
 After the taste of much correction.  
 KING HENRY V  
 Alas, your too much love and care of me  
 Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch!  
 If little faults, proceeding on distemper,  
 Shall not be wink'd at, how shall we stretch our eye  
 When capital crimes, chew'd, swallow'd and digested,  
 Appear before us? We'll yet enlarge that man,  
 Though Cambridge, Scroop and Grey, in their dear care  
 And tender preservation of our person,  
 Would have him punished. And now to our French causes:  
 Who are the late commissioners?  
 CAMBRIDGE  
 I one, my lord:  
 Your highness bade me ask for it to-day.  
 SCROOP  
 So did you me, my liege.  
 GREY  
 And I, my royal sovereign.  
 KING HENRY V  
 Then, Richard Earl of Cambridge, there is yours;  
 There yours, Lord Scroop of Masham; and, sir knight,  
 Grey of Northumberland, this same is yours:  
 Read them; and know, I know your worthiness.  
 My Lord of Westmoreland, and uncle Exeter,  
 We will aboard to night. Why, how now, gentlemen!  
 What see you in those papers that you lose  
 So much complexion? Look ye, how they change!  
 Their cheeks are paper. Why, what read you there  
 That hath so cowarded and chased your blood  
 Out of appearance?  
 CAMBRIDGE  
 I do confess my fault;  
 And do submit me to your highness' mercy.  
 GREY SCROOP  
 To which we all appeal.  
 KING HENRY V  
 The mercy that was quick in us but late,  
 By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd:  
 You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy;  
 For your own reasons turn into your bosoms,  
 As dogs upon their masters, worrying you.  
 See you, my princes, and my noble peers,  
 These English monsters! My Lord of Cambridge here,  
 You know how apt our love was to accord  
 To furnish him with all appertinents  
 Belonging to his honour; and this man  
 Hath, for a few light crowns, lightly conspired,  
 And sworn unto the practises of France,  
 To kill us here in Hampton: to the which  
 This knight, no less for bounty bound to us  
 Than Cambridge is, hath likewise sworn. But, O,  
 What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop? thou cruel,  
 Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature!  
 Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels,  
 That knew'st the very bottom of my soul,  
 That almost mightst have coin'd me into gold,  
 Wouldst thou have practised on me for thy use,  
 May it be possible, that foreign hire  
 Could out of thee extract one spark of evil  
 That might annoy my finger? 'tis so strange,  
 That, though the truth of it stands off as gross  
 As black and white, my eye will scarcely see it.  
 Treason and murder ever kept together,  
 As two yoke-devils sworn to either's purpose,  
 Working so grossly in a natural cause,  
 That admiration did not whoop at them:  
 But thou, 'gainst all proportion, didst bring in  
 Wonder to wait on treason and on murder:  
 And whatsoever cunning fiend it was  
 That wrought upon thee so preposterously  
 Hath got the voice in hell for excellence:  
 All other devils that suggest by treasons  
 Do botch and bungle up damnation  
 With patches, colours, and with forms being fetch'd  
 From glistering semblances of piety;  
 But he that temper'd thee bade thee stand up,  
 Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason,  
 Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor.  
 If that same demon that hath gull'd thee thus  
 Should with his lion gait walk the whole world,  
 He might return to vasty Tartar back,  
 And tell the legions 'I can never win  
 A soul so easy as that Englishman's.'  
 O, how hast thou with 'jealousy infected  
 The sweetness of affiance! Show men dutiful?  
 Why, so didst thou: seem they grave and learned?  
 Why, so didst thou: come they of noble family?  
 Why, so didst thou: seem they religious?  
 Why, so didst thou: or are they spare in diet,  
 Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger,  
 Constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,  
 Garnish'd and deck'd in modest complement,  
 Not working with the eye without the ear,  
 And but in purged judgment trusting neither?  
 Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem:  
 And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot,  
 To mark the full-fraught man and best indued  
 With some suspicion. I will weep for thee;  
 For this revolt of thine, methinks, is like  
 Another fall of man. Their faults are open:  
 Arrest them to the answer of the law;  
 And God acquit them of their practises!  
 EXETER  
 I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of  
 Richard Earl of Cambridge.  
 I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of  
 Henry Lord Scroop of Masham.  
 I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of  
 Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland.  
 SCROOP  
 Our purposes God justly hath discover'd;  
 And I repent my fault more than my death;  
 Which I beseech your highness to forgive,  
 Although my body pay the price of it.  
 CAMBRIDGE  
 For me, the gold of France did not seduce;  
 Although I did admit it as a motive  
 The sooner to effect what I intended:  
 But God be thanked for prevention;  
 Which I in sufferance heartily will rejoice,  
 Beseeching God and you to pardon me.  
 GREY  
 Never did faithful subject more rejoice  
 At the discovery of most dangerous treason  
 Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself.  
 Prevented from a damned enterprise:  
 My fault, but not my body, pardon, sovereign.  
 KING HENRY V  
 God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence.  
 You have conspired against our royal person,  
 Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd and from his coffers  
 Received the golden earnest of our death;  
 Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter,  
 His princes and his peers to servitude,  
 His subjects to oppression and contempt  
 And his whole kingdom into desolation.  
 Touching our person seek we no revenge;  
 But we our kingdom's safety must so tender,  
 Whose ruin you have sought, that to her laws  
 We do deliver you. Get you therefore hence,  
 Poor miserable wretches, to your death:  
 The taste whereof, God of his mercy give  
 You patience to endure, and true repentance  
 Of all your dear offences! Bear them hence.  
 Exeunt CAMBRIDGE, SCROOP and GREY, guarded  
   
 Now, lords, for France; the enterprise whereof  
 Shall be to you, as us, like glorious.  
 We doubt not of a fair and lucky war,  
 Since God so graciously hath brought to light  
 This dangerous treason lurking in our way  
 To hinder our beginnings. We doubt not now  
 But every rub is smoothed on our way.  
 Then forth, dear countrymen: let us deliver  
 Our puissance into the hand of God,  
 Putting it straight in expedition.  
 Cheerly to sea; the signs of war advance:  
 No king of England, if not king of France.  
 Exeunt  
   
 SCENE III. London. Before a tavern.  
 Enter PISTOL, Hostess, NYM, BARDOLPH, and Boy  
 Hostess  
 Prithee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring thee to Staines.  
 PISTOL  
 No; for my manly heart doth yearn.  
 Bardolph, be blithe: Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins:  
 Boy, bristle thy courage up; for Falstaff he is dead,  
 And we must yearn therefore.  
 BARDOLPH  
 Would I were with him, wheresome'er he is, either in  
 heaven or in hell!  
 Hostess  
 Nay, sure, he's not in hell: he's in Arthur's  
 bosom, if ever man went to Arthur's bosom. A' made  
 a finer end and went away an it had been any  
 christom child; a' parted even just between twelve  
 and one, even at the turning o' the tide: for after  
 I saw him fumble with the sheets and play with  
 flowers and smile upon his fingers' ends, I knew  
 there was but one way; for his nose was as sharp as  
 a pen, and a' babbled of green fields. 'How now,  
 sir John!' quoth I 'what, man! be o' good  
 cheer.' So a' cried out 'God, God, God!' three or  
 four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him a'  
 should not think of God; I hoped there was no need  
 to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So  
 a' bade me lay more clothes on his feet: I put my  
 hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as  
 cold as any stone; then I felt to his knees, and  
 they were as cold as any stone, and so upward and  
 upward, and all was as cold as any stone.  
 NYM  
 They say he cried out of sack.  
 Hostess  
 Ay, that a' did.  
 BARDOLPH  
 And of women.  
 Hostess  
 Nay, that a' did not.  
 Boy  
 Yes, that a' did; and said they were devils  
 incarnate.  
 Hostess  
 A' could never abide carnation; 'twas a colour he  
 never liked.  
 Boy  
 A' said once, the devil would have him about women.  
 Hostess  
 A' did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then  
 he was rheumatic, and talked of the whore of Babylon.  
 Boy  
 Do you not remember, a' saw a flea stick upon  
 Bardolph's nose, and a' said it was a black soul  
 burning in hell-fire?  
 BARDOLPH  
 Well, the fuel is gone that maintained that fire:  
 that's all the riches I got in his service.  
 NYM  
 Shall we shog? the king will be gone from  
 Southampton.  
 PISTOL  
 Come, let's away. My love, give me thy lips.  
 Look to my chattels and my movables:  
 Let senses rule; the word is 'Pitch and Pay:'  
 Trust none;  
 For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes,  
 And hold-fast is the only dog, my duck:  
 Therefore, Caveto be thy counsellor.  
 Go, clear thy c rystals. Yoke-fellows in arms,  
 Let us to France; like horse-leeches, my boys,  
 To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!  
 Boy  
 And that's but unwholesome food they say.  
 PISTOL  
 Touch her soft mouth, and march.  
 BARDOLPH  
 Farewell, hostess.  
 Kissing her  
   
 NYM  
 I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but, adieu.  
 PISTOL  
 Let housewifery appear: keep close, I thee command.  
 Hostess  
 Farewell; adieu.  
 Exeunt  
   
 SCENE IV. France. The KING'S palace.  
 Flourish. Enter the FRENCH KING, the DAUPHIN, the DUKES of BERRI and BRETAGNE, the Constable, and others  
 KING OF FRANCE  
 Thus comes the English with full power upon us;  
 And more than carefully it us concerns  
 To answer royally in our defences.  
 Therefore the Dukes of Berri and of Bretagne,  
 Of Brabant and of Orleans, shall make forth,  
 And you, Prince Dauphin, with all swift dispatch,  
 To line and new repair our towns of war  
 With men of courage and with means defendant;  
 For England his approaches makes as fierce  
 As waters to the sucking of a gulf.  
 It fits us then to be as provident  
 As fear may teach us out of late examples  
 Left by the fatal and neglected English  
 Upon our fields.  
 DAUPHIN  
 My most redoubted father,  
 It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe;  
 For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom,  
 Though war nor no known quarrel were in question,  
 But that defences, musters, preparations,  
 Should be maintain'd, assembled and collected,  
 As were a war in expectation.  
 Therefore, I say 'tis meet we all go forth  
 To view the sick and feeble parts of France:  
 And let us do it with no show of fear;  
 No, with no more than if we heard that England  
 Were busied with a Whitsun morris-dance:  
 For, my good liege, she is so idly king'd,  
 Her sceptre so fantastically borne  
 By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth,  
 That fear attends her not.  
 Constable  
 O peace, Prince Dauphin!  
 You are too much mistaken in this king:  
 Question your grace the late ambassadors,  
 With what great state he heard their embassy,  
 How well supplied with noble counsellors,  
 How modest in exception, and withal  
 How terrible in constant resolution,  
 And you shall find his vanities forespent  
 Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus,  
 Covering discretion with a coat of folly;  
 As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots  
 That shall first spring and be most delicate.  
 DAUPHIN  
 Well, 'tis not so, my lord high constable;  
 But though we think it so, it is no matter:  
 In cases of defence 'tis best to weigh  
 The enemy more mighty than he seems:  
 So the proportions of defence are fill'd;  
 Which of a weak or niggardly projection  
 Doth, like a miser, spoil his coat with scanting  
 A little cloth.  
 KING OF FRANCE  
 Think we King Harry strong;  
 And, princes, look you strongly arm to meet him.  
 The kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us;  
 And he is bred out of that bloody strain  
 That haunted us in our familiar paths:  
 Witness our too much memorable shame  
 When Cressy battle fatally was struck,  
 And all our princes captiv'd by the hand  
 Of that black name, Edward, Black Prince of Wales;  
 Whiles that his mountain sire, on mountain standing,  
 Up in the air, crown'd with the golden sun,  
 Saw his heroical seed, and smiled to see him,  
 Mangle the work of nature and deface  
 The patterns that by God and by French fathers  
 Had twenty years been made. This is a stem  
 Of that victorious stock; and let us fear  
 The native mightiness and fate of him.  
 Enter a Messenger  
   
 Messenger  
 Ambassadors from Harry King of England  
 Do crave admittance to your majesty.  
 KING OF FRANCE  
 We'll give them present audience. Go, and bring them.  
 Exeunt Messenger and certain Lords  
   
 You see this chase is hotly follow'd, friends.  
 DAUPHIN  
 Turn head, and stop pursuit; for coward dogs  
 Most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten  
 Runs far before them. Good my sovereign,  
 Take up the English short, and let them know  
 Of what a monarchy you are the head:  
 Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin  
 As self-neglecting.  
 Re-enter Lords, with EXETER and train  
   
 KING OF FRANCE  
 From our brother England?  
 EXETER  
 From him; and thus he greets your majesty.  
 He wills you, in the name of God Almighty,  
 That you divest yourself, and lay apart  
 The borrow'd glories that by gift of heaven,  
 By law of nature and of nations, 'long  
 To him and to his heirs; namely, the crown  
 And all wide-stretched honours that pertain  
 By custom and the ordinance of times  
 Unto the crown of France. That you may know  
 'Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim,  
 Pick'd from the worm-holes of long-vanish'd days,  
 Nor from the dust of old oblivion raked,  
 He sends you this most memorable line,  
 In every branch truly demonstrative;  
 Willing to overlook this pedigree:  
 And when you find him evenly derived  
 From his most famed of famous ancestors,  
 Edward the Third, he bids you then resign  
 Your crown and kingdom, indirectly held  
 From him the native and true challenger.  
 KING OF FRANCE  
 Or else what follows?  
 EXETER  
 Bloody constraint; for if you hide the crown  
 Even in your hearts, there will he rake for it:  
 Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming,  
 In thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove,  
 That, if requiring fail, he will compel;  
 And bids you, in the bowels of the Lord,  
 Deliver up the crown, and to take mercy  
 On the poor souls for whom this hungry war  
 Opens his vasty jaws; and on your head  
 Turning the widows' tears, the orphans' cries  
 The dead men's blood, the pining maidens groans,  
 For husbands, fathers and betrothed lovers,  
 That shall be swallow'd in this controversy.  
 This is his claim, his threatening and my message;  
 Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,  
 To whom expressly I bring greeting too.  
 KING OF FRANCE  
 For us, we will consider of this further:  
 To-morrow shall you bear our full intent  
 Back to our brother England.  
 DAUPHIN  
 For the Dauphin,  
 I stand here for him: what to him from England?  
 EXETER  
 Scorn and defiance; slight regard, contempt,  
 And any thing that may not misbecome  
 The mighty sender, doth he prize you at.  
 Thus says my king; an' if your father's highness  
 Do not, in grant of all demands at large,  
 Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his majesty,  
 He'll call you to so hot an answer of it,  
 That caves and womby vaultages of France  
 Shall chide your trespass and return your mock  
 In second accent of his ordnance.  
 DAUPHIN  
 Say, if my father render fair return,  
 It is against my will; for I desire  
 Nothing but odds with England: to that end,  
 As matching to his youth and vanity,  
 I did present him with the Paris balls.  
 EXETER  
 He'll make your Paris Louvre shake for it,  
 Were it the mistress-court of mighty Europe:  
 And, be assured, you'll find a difference,  
 As we his subjects have in wonder found,  
 Between the promise of his greener days  
 And these he masters now: now he weighs time  
 Even to the utmost grain: that you shall read  
 In your own losses, if he stay in France.  
 KING OF FRANCE  
 To-morrow shall you know our mind at full.  
 EXETER  
 Dispatch us with all speed, lest that our king  
 Come here himself to question our delay;  
 For he is footed in this land already.  
 KING OF FRANCE  
 You shall be soon dispatch's with fair conditions:  
 A night is but small breath and little pause  
 To answer matters of this consequence.  
 Flourish. Exeunt  
   
 ACT III  
 PROLOGUE  
 Enter Chorus  
 Chorus  
 Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies  
 In motion of no less celerity  
 Than that of thought. Suppose that you have seen  
 The well-appointed king at Hampton pier  
 Embark his royalty; and his brave fleet  
 With silken streamers the young Phoebus fanning:  
 Play with your fancies, and in them behold  
 Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing;  
 Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give  
 To sounds confused; behold the threaden sails,  
 Borne with the invisible and creeping wind,  
 Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea,  
 Breasting the lofty surge: O, do but think  
 You stand upon the ravage and behold  
 A city on the inconstant billows dancing;  
 For so appears this fleet majestical,  
 Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow:  
 Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy,  
 And leave your England, as dead midnight still,  
 Guarded with grandsires, babies and old women,  
 Either past or not arrived to pith and puissance;  
 For who is he, whose chin is but enrich'd  
 With one appearing hair, that will not follow  
 These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?  
 Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege;  
 Behold the ordnance on their carriages,  
 With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.  
 Suppose the ambassador from the French comes back;  
 Tells Harry that the king doth offer him  
 Katharine his daughter, and with her, to dowry,  
 Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms.  
 The offer likes not: and the nimble gunner  
 With linstock now the devilish cannon touches,  
 Alarum, and chambers go off  
   
 And down goes all before them. Still be kind,  
 And eke out our performance with your mind.  
 Exit  
   
 SCENE I. France. Before Harfleur.  
 Alarum. Enter KING HENRY, EXETER, BEDFORD, GLOUCESTER, and Soldiers, with scaling-ladders  
 KING HENRY V  
 Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;  
 Or close the wall up with our English dead.  
 In peace there's nothing so becomes a man  
 As modest stillness and humility:  
 But when the blast of war blows in our ears,  
 Then imitate the action of the tiger;  
 Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,  
 Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;  
 Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;  
 Let pry through the portage of the head  
 Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it  
 As fearfully as doth a galled rock  
 O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,  
 Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.  
 Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,  
 Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit  
 To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.  
 Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!  
 Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,  
 Have in these parts from morn till even fought  
 And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:  
 Dishonour not your mothers; now attest  
 That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.  
 Be copy now to men of grosser blood,  
 And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,  
 Whose limbs were made in England, show us here  
 The mettle of your pasture; let us swear  
 That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;  
 For there is none of you so mean and base,  
 That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.  
 I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,  
 Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:  
 Follow your spirit, and upon this charge  
 Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'  
 Exeunt. Alarum, and chambers go off  
   
 SCENE II. The same.  
 Enter NYM, BARDOLPH, PISTOL, and Boy  
 BARDOLPH  
 On, on, on, on, on! to the breach, to the breach!  
 NYM  
 Pray thee, corporal, stay: the knocks are too hot;  
 and, for mine own part, I have not a case of lives:  
 the humour of it is too hot, that is the very  
 plain-song of it.  
 PISTOL  
 The plain-song is most just: for humours do abound:  
 Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die;  
 And sword and shield,  
 In bloody field,  
 Doth win immortal fame.  
 Boy  
 Would I were in an alehouse in London! I would give  
 all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.  
 PISTOL  
 And I:  
 If wishes would prevail with me,  
 My purpose should not fail with me,  
 But thither would I hie.  
 Boy  
 As duly, but not as truly,  
 As bird doth sing on bough.  
 Enter FLUELLEN  
   
 FLUELLEN  
 Up to the breach, you dogs! avaunt, you cullions!  
 Driving them forward  
   
 PISTOL  
 Be merciful, great duke, to men of mould.  
 Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage,  
 Abate thy rage, great duke!  
 Good bawcock, bate thy rage; use lenity, sweet chuck!  
 NYM  
 These be good humours! your honour wins bad humours.  
 Exeunt all but Boy  
   
 Boy  
 As young as I am, I have observed these three  
 swashers. I am boy to them all three: but all they  
 three, though they would serve me, could not be man  
 to me; for indeed three such antics do not amount to  
 a man. For Bardolph, he is white-livered and  
 red-faced; by the means whereof a' faces it out, but  
 fights not. For Pistol, he hath a killing tongue  
 and a quiet sword; by the means whereof a' breaks  
 words, and keeps whole weapons. For Nym, he hath  
 heard that men of few words are the best men; and  
 therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest a'  
 should be thought a coward: but his few bad words  
 are matched with as few good deeds; for a' never  
 broke any man's head but his own, and that was  
 against a post when he was drunk. They will steal  
 any thing, and call it purchase. Bardolph stole a  
 lute-case, bore it twelve leagues, and sold it for  
 three half pence. Nym and Bardolph are sworn  
 brothers in filching, and in Calais they stole a  
 fire-shovel: I knew by that piece of service the  
 men would carry coals. They would have me as  
 familiar with men's pockets as their gloves or their  
 handkerchers: which makes much against my manhood,  
 if I should take from another's pocket to put into  
 mine; for it is plain pocketing up of wrongs. I  
 must leave them, and seek some better service:  
 their villany goes against my weak stomach, and  
 therefore I must cast it up.  
 Exit  
   
 Re-enter FLUELLEN, GOWER following  
   
 GOWER  
 Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to the  
 mines; the Duke of Gloucester would speak with you.  
 FLUELLEN  
 To the mines! tell you the duke, it is not so good  
 to come to the mines; for, look you, the mines is  
 not according to the disciplines of the war: the  
 concavities of it is not sufficient; for, look you,  
 the athversary, you may discuss unto the duke, look  
 you, is digt himself four yard under the  
 countermines: by Cheshu, I think a' will plough up  
 all, if there is not better directions.  
 GOWER  
 The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of the  
 siege is given, is altogether directed by an  
 Irishman, a very valiant gentleman, i' faith.  
 FLUELLEN  
 It is Captain Macmorris, is it not?  
 GOWER  
 I think it be.  
 FLUELLEN  
 By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world: I will  
 verify as much in his beard: be has no more  
 directions in the true disciplines of the wars, look  
 you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a puppy-dog.  
 Enter MACMORRIS and Captain JAMY  
   
 GOWER  
 Here a' comes; and the Scots captain, Captain Jamy, with him.  
 FLUELLEN  
 Captain Jamy is a marvellous falourous gentleman,  
 that is certain; and of great expedition and  
 knowledge in th' aunchient wars, upon my particular  
 knowledge of his directions: by Cheshu, he will  
 maintain his argument as well as any military man in  
 the world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars  
 of the Romans.  
 JAMY  
 I say gud-day, Captain Fluellen.  
 FLUELLEN  
 God-den to your worship, good Captain James.  
 GOWER  
 How now, Captain Macmorris! have you quit the  
 mines? have the pioneers given o'er?  
 MACMORRIS  
 By Chrish, la! tish ill done: the work ish give  
 over, the trompet sound the retreat. By my hand, I  
 swear, and my father's soul, the work ish ill done;  
 it ish give over: I would have blowed up the town, so  
 Chrish save me, la! in an hour: O, tish ill done,  
 tish ill done; by my hand, tish ill done!  
 FLUELLEN  
 Captain Macmorris, I beseech you now, will you  
 voutsafe me, look you, a few disputations with you,  
 as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of  
 the war, the Roman wars, in the way of argument,  
 look you, and friendly communication; partly to  
 satisfy my opinion, and partly for the satisfaction,  
 look you, of my mind, as touching the direction of  
 the military discipline; that is the point.  
 JAMY  
 It sall be vary gud, gud feith, gud captains bath:  
 and I sall quit you with gud leve, as I may pick  
 occasion; that sall I, marry.  
 MACMORRIS  
 It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me: the  
 day is hot, and the weather, and the wars, and the  
 king, and the dukes: it is no time to discourse. The  
 town is beseeched, and the trumpet call us to the  
 breach; and we talk, and, be Chrish, do nothing:  
 'tis shame for us all: so God sa' me, 'tis shame to  
 stand still; it is shame, by my hand: and there is  
 throats to be cut, and works to be done; and there  
 ish nothing done, so Chrish sa' me, la!  
 JAMY  
 By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves  
 to slomber, ay'll de gud service, or ay'll lig i'  
 the grund for it; ay, or go to death; and ay'll pay  
 't as valourously as I may, that sall I suerly do,  
 that is the breff and the long. Marry, I wad full  
 fain hear some question 'tween you tway.  
 FLUELLEN  
 Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your  
 correction, there is not many of your nation--  
 MACMORRIS  
 Of my nation! What ish my nation? Ish a villain,  
 and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal. What ish  
 my nation? Who talks of my nation?  
 FLUELLEN  
 Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is  
 meant, Captain Macmorris, peradventure I shall think  
 you do not use me with that affability as in  
 discretion you ought to use me, look you: being as  
 good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of  
 war, and in the derivation of my birth, and in  
 other particularities.  
 MACMORRIS  
 I do not know you so good a man as myself: so  
 Chrish save me, I will cut off your head.  
 GOWER  
 Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.  
 JAMY  
 A! that's a foul fault.  
 A parley sounded  
   
 GOWER  
 The town sounds a parley.  
 FLUELLEN  
 Captain Macmorris, when there is more better  
 opportunity to be required, look you, I will be so  
 bold as to tell you I know the disciplines of war;  
 and there is an end.  
 Exeunt  
   
 SCENE III. The same. Before the gates.  
 The Governor and some Citizens on the walls; the English forces below. Enter KING HENRY and his train  
 KING HENRY V  
 How yet resolves the governor of the town?  
 This is the latest parle we will admit;  
 Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves;  
 Or like to men proud of destruction  
 Defy us to our worst: for, as I am a soldier,  
 A name that in my thoughts becomes me best,  
 If I begin the battery once again,  
 I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur  
 Till in her ashes she lie buried.  
 The gates of mercy shall be all shut up,  
 And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart,  
 In liberty of bloody hand shall range  
 With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass  
 Your fresh-fair virgins and your flowering infants.  
 What is it then to me, if impious war,  
 Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends,  
 Do, with his smirch'd complexion, all fell feats  
 Enlink'd to waste and desolation?  
 What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause,  
 If your pure maidens fall into the hand  
 Of hot and forcing violation?  
 What rein can hold licentious wickedness  
 When down the hill he holds his fierce career?  
 We may as bootless spend our vain command  
 Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil  
 As send precepts to the leviathan  
 To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur,  
 Take pity of your town and of your people,  
 Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command;  
 Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace  
 O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds  
 Of heady murder, spoil and villany.  
 If not, why, in a moment look to see  
 The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand  
 Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters;  
 Your fathers taken by the silver beards,  
 And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls,  
 Your naked infants spitted upon pikes,  
 Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confused  
 Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry  
 At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen.  
 What say you? will you yield, and this avoid,  
 Or, guilty in defence
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and then they wonder why MGTOW is growing
Back when French movies where made good, now it is all mindless stupid bs !
Technically - it's very sophisticated..... William Shakespeare wrote an acutely observant play, and the actors have been playing the roles with Gusto ever since. Then we have the production of this film, with good sets and props and what knot, is rather good. Like I can understand most languages if only in gesticulation and intonation, AND some key words, enough to get the general gist of the discussion, and the women - being the Princess and her lady in waiting, are discussing how to talk to the English men, and using English words... and when the princess asks about what is up her gown, the lady in waiting answers, "The foot" and goes all modest after this...
Then the women come to the door, and are pleased as fuck about the English men coming, and the King and his men, see them - and give them the dark looks... and then the men have a discussion, saying, "Our Madams mock at us and plainly say our mettle is bred out. And they will give their bodies to the lust of English youth, to new storefronts, with bastard warriors". (meaning the English soldiers move in and we the French nobles and people, get moved out)
For those of you who are jealous of we the English, buy an Oxford Dictionary (this one) - and read ONE page a day.
Dictionaries are highly specialised technical manuals. Brilliant for raising the IQ a great deal.
https://global.oup.com/academi....c/product/oxford-dic
This way you can be merely common instead of being common and vulgar.