Women Move the Goalpost Again, Will NEVER be Happy!

Why would or rather should we reduce it to a day... Let's give them a Week without Women.... uhm we'll call it National Period Appreciation Week.... then later one, say New Year's Eve/Day we do a (National) Unmarried Men's Week (coordinated) where we leave the city, state, or country for a week "vacation." "Oh man, can you believe it, I forgot a charger... and I forget to charge my phone before I left... I did use the chargers at the airport, but I wasn't at the airport the whole time?!"

"Sorry boss, I was in Alaska... we were out in the boonies and ice drinking with the bears, sharing a moose or two... there was no electricity. Hey, do you want to see my rack I brought back?"

"Damn, I had no idea Mexico/Brazil/etc did not use American plugs? Would you believe the town house I rented out in the viilage did not even have usb chargers outlets?! Damn man.. what happened here? What was burning?"

"I actually brought a charger, but the pelican stole it when we were camping and fishing... them fucking birds. They stole a fish or three from us too..."

"Sorry boss, I was lost in a sea of Brazilian pussy... I think one of them left with my battery brick-- it was stuck in her snatch,... Damn Passport Bros, they should have warned us... Yeah, I lost my watch too. They drained me so much, the flight attendants had to pour water on me to wake me up. I can't wait to do it again next year!"

Would there be a country left after the Day Without Men? I'm all for it...