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RTCrocodiles and their Bullshit - has Australian Translation to English in the Pinned Comment
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It's a Salt Water Crocodile, they are like cockroaches really. Just everywhere.
Australian Language:
"Yeah Garn - Fuck Off Ya Cunt!" - Whack, Whack.
Translated into English:
Yeah = "Yeah - you want to have a go at me?"
Garn = "Go and get fucked"
Fuck Off Ya Cunt = "Now Fuck off you cunt"
Ding! Ding! = 2 strikes with the fry pan.
Get a tape measure and pace this out: 5.2 meters....
"Mr Lever, who ran a crocodile removal service across the state for 20 years, said the largest one he ever caught was 4.95 metres in the late 1980s.
It is believed the 5.2m reptile had been dead for a few days before a member of the public spotted it floating and notified environmental officers."
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK....TGJZcUMAAuntN?format
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK....TGJZcUMAAuntN?format
The Guinness Book of World Records notes that the aforementioned species of crocodile can grow to more than 7 meters (nearly 23 feet) in the wild:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne....ws/article-2718627/B
Celebrity crocodile: Amazing pictures of Brutus the giant croc who became a mega-star after he was snapped eating a bull shark
A 5.5m crocodile grabbed hold of a bull shark on Kakadu's Adelaide River, the moment was captured by a tourist
The photographs attracted international headlines, but this is not the first global attention for the 80-year-old croc
Photographs of Brutus jumping out of the water went viral in 2011
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pi....x/2014/08/07/article
You mean people need encouragement to NOT lean over the railing?
Fuck Me!
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pi....x/2014/08/07/article
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pi....x/2014/08/05/article
What do you do if you meet a bigger crocodile?
Get a bigger fry pan.
I am not sure frying pans come that big!
This is about as big as they usually get.... Of course there are the phantom crocs that eat boats full of people...
https://www.reptilegardens.com..../assets/images/galle
How many people get dead by a croc every year? what if that guy had missed with the frying pan?
He's so nonchalant like another day another croc. I saw a vid of two Australian's clearing trees out of a small creek and well along comes mr croc. Well the guy closest to the croc pushes it away like it's a minor nuisance and goes back to work. While standing waste deep in the creek. I seriously question the sanity of some Australian's. You're definitely a unique people.