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Crocodiles and their Bullshit - has Australian Translation to English in the Pinned Comment

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Veröffentlicht auf 04 Jun 2023 / Im Film & Animation

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

It's a Salt Water Crocodile, they are like cockroaches really. Just everywhere.

Australian Language:

"Yeah Garn - Fuck Off Ya Cunt!" - Whack, Whack.

Translated into English:

Yeah = "Yeah - you want to have a go at me?"
Garn = "Go and get fucked"
Fuck Off Ya Cunt = "Now Fuck off you cunt"
Ding! Ding! = 2 strikes with the fry pan.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Get a tape measure and pace this out: 5.2 meters....

"Mr Lever, who ran a crocodile removal service across the state for 20 years, said the largest one he ever caught was 4.95 metres in the late 1980s.

It is believed the 5.2m reptile had been dead for a few days before a member of the public spotted it floating and notified environmental officers."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK....TGJZcUMAAuntN?format
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The Guinness Book of World Records notes that the aforementioned species of crocodile can grow to more than 7 meters (nearly 23 feet) in the wild:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne....ws/article-2718627/B

Celebrity crocodile: Amazing pictures of Brutus the giant croc who became a mega-star after he was snapped eating a bull shark

A 5.5m crocodile grabbed hold of a bull shark on Kakadu's Adelaide River, the moment was captured by a tourist
The photographs attracted international headlines, but this is not the first global attention for the 80-year-old croc
Photographs of Brutus jumping out of the water went viral in 2011

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pi....x/2014/08/07/article



You mean people need encouragement to NOT lean over the railing?
Fuck Me!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pi....x/2014/08/07/article

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pi....x/2014/08/05/article

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

What do you do if you meet a bigger crocodile?

Get a bigger fry pan.

I am not sure frying pans come that big!

This is about as big as they usually get.... Of course there are the phantom crocs that eat boats full of people...

https://www.reptilegardens.com..../assets/images/galle

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TripeSwing
TripeSwing 1 Jahr vor

How many people get dead by a croc every year? what if that guy had missed with the frying pan?

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

I got no super accurate idea.... probably between 3 and 6 people every year I'd guess. That is the formally sighted statistic.... Ummmm but there are a lot of people who just simply "disappear" and there might be crocodile tracks around, or there are crocs in the area, but either the marks have washed away or there were no signs of struggle and someone being dragged into the water... Zoom in on this area and have a look around - they venture far inland and cross the oceans - to the islands and up to New Guineau.... https://www.google.com/maps/@-....12.7861529,133.37047 The crocs are normally found around the top half of Australia, AND I think they have been found as far south as Brisbane on the east coast.... The very rare / odd one that is. https://www.google.com/maps/@-....20.1212717,135.42189 ----- https://www.outback-australia-....travel-secrets.com/c --------- http://www.amazingaustralia.co....m.au/animals/crocodi ------- https://environment.des.qld.go....v.au/__data/assets/p - It appears to be about ONE person a year gets attacked and killed - some get attacked and in places - people just disappear and are never seen again and they could have been taken by a croc but there is no concrete evidence to prove it.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Missing with the frying pan? ----- Well it's like Evil Kenevil jumping the Grand Canyon - you don't want to miss the canyon - now do you.

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Councilof1
Councilof1 1 Jahr vor

He's so nonchalant like another day another croc. I saw a vid of two Australian's clearing trees out of a small creek and well along comes mr croc. Well the guy closest to the croc pushes it away like it's a minor nuisance and goes back to work. While standing waste deep in the creek. I seriously question the sanity of some Australian's. You're definitely a unique people.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Any chance of finding that video and reposting it?

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