On the rags - Jesus Fuck - Get rid of her.

Alita? Is that you?
No seriously, why do these women have such a problem with handling a normal life, all men are doing it every single day, it's nothing special. Remember : this (equality) is what you wanted, isn't it?

That's why I rarely ask for store assistance. You never know who is having one of those days.

good way to keep your job, post about your un-service attitude where your employer can potentially see it... brilliant.
besides the fact that YOU ARE A SERVICE EMPLOYEE!!!!, heaven forbid you do your damn job...

Aisle 22 - the place is probably HUGE and they don't have an hour to mount a searching party for the butter.
That's why people who are not familiar with the store and most of it's contents, ask her dumb shit like, "What aisle is the butter in?"