Pringle Smells | A Jingle Bells Parody

Could not stop laughing ?

Needed a good laugh, thanks guys. Marry Christmas.

LOL - You know I kind of understand all of this... AND shitting in a Pringles can - Uhhh never done that.

But ONE day, once upon a time...... It's a LONG drive to Nowhere, from Miles From Nowhere.

AND I kind of like the BIG packs of chewing gum, when they are cheap, on special, at Aldi.

So I saw a FEW of these bigger packs and bought them - after all it's like 3 or 4 hours drive home.

And this LEMON / LIME flavour is fucking YUMMY..... It's SO nice, I can't stop chewing on it...... AND the flavour lasts for AGES.

It's SO amazingly amazing and excellent. BUT Sorbitol and , Maltitol and Xylitol and Mannitol ARE all alcohol sugars, that even in small amounts, draw huge amounts of water from the blood stream, INTO the large intestine.

It's the same effect, as PRUNE JUICE.

Well anyway, I have been chewing away on this for about 2 hours, delicious, absolutely fantastic, "Fuck this is SO nice".

Then I thought, "I need to have a little fart". But the little fart was like pulling the pin on a shit grenade and ONCE the little fart was let loose, the unstoppable sewerage farm followed...... I was in the car at the time... my anus opened and the SHIT ran everywhere.....

Extra White Lemon Lime Chewing Gum Sugar Free Bottle 64g

Ingredients
*SORBITOL, *MALTITOL, GUM BASE, *XYLITOL, STARCH, HUMECTANT (422). FLAVOURS. FOOD ACIDS (330. 296), THICKENER (1420), *MANNITOL, EMULSIFIER (SOY LECITHIN), SWEETENERS (951, 950), CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, GLAZING AGENT (903), ANTIOXIDANT (321).

Product Warnings
EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT.

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